Very Funny Kid Joke in Hindi

पति: अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप कराओ इसे।

पत्नी (गुस्से में):
मैं काम करू या बच्चे संभालू,
मैं इसे दहेज़ में नहीं लायी थी, खुद ही चुप करा लो।

पति : फिर रोने दे…
मैं कौनसा इसे बारात में लेकर गया था..:)

Maansik Shanti ke liye Salah – Hindi Joke

मानसिक शांति हेतु सलाह –

शब्द से शब्द बढ़ता है

फिर वादविवाद होता है

जिससे मन पर बहुत बुरा असर पड़ता है

इसीलिये जहाँ तक हो सके…

सारी बातें मारपीट से ही सुलझाने का प्रयास करें !!

English Jokes: The English Sense of Humour 

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, “or everyone will want one.”


What is the longest word in the English language?
“Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!


There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!


An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”


The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, “What are you doing?” “There,” said the wife, “didn’t I tell you he was stupid?”


What’s the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.


Mark called in to see his friend Angus (a Scotman) to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked “You’re decorating, I see.” to which Angus replied “No. I’m moving house.”


One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!”

A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why?

He was already dead!

A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said

“In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!”

The Scotsman replied ” Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths!”