I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids & these are the instructions and warning for you.. 1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa... 2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.?? 3 - Keep your specs in the box.. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 4 - Salary already paid to maid. No need to be extra generous. 5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's... Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.... 7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that lady doctor again and again. 8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have gone last month which you already attended. No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early.... 10 - Stop smiling and being happy... as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee... They all will be out of station in this period.... And last but not the least. 11 - Don't try to be oversmart.. I will be back anytime without informing you. 😜😉😂
जमाई बाबू अपने ससुर के आगे अपना दुखड़ा रो रहे थे, कि कैसे उनकी बेटी ने उनका जीना मुहाल कर दिया है….!!!! ससुर साहब सुनते-सुनते इमोशनल हो गए….!!! ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; बोले: – बेटा…! क्या बताऊं…??? सोचो तुम्हारे पास जिस कपड़े का पीस है, मेरे पास उसका पूरा थान है थान….!!!
Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi - Funny Hindi WhatsApp Jokes Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota Agar dada aashiq na hota! Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya… kyunki, waha likha tha ki “Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkarDost bola: Naya phone kab kharida? Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai! Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya! Admin: Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya… Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha: Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai? Keval admin ne hath khada kiya.. Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao? Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near), aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)! Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar, Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!” Funny School Ki Prem Khani Poem Joke सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की प्रेम कहानी, एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की थी रानी… ;; ;; ;; फिर ;; ;; ;; ;; फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो गई महारानी…!!!