😝😝😝1st Friend: यार मेरी बीवी गुस्सा बहुत करती है !!
2nd Friend: मेरी भी पहले करती थी, अब नहीं करती।
1st Friend: तुमने क्या इलाज किया ?
2nd Friend: 1 दिन गुस्से में थी, मैंने कह दिया कि – बुढ़ापे में गुस्सा आ ही जाता है।
बस वो दिन है और आज का दिन है , तेज़ आवाज़ में भी बात नहीं करती
😀😝😜😂😛😉 JAAGO HUSBAND JAAGO 😜😬😛😃😃😃
Teacher: What is the difference between the Egyptian Mummy and Indian Mummy
Student: Kids are scared of Egyptian Mummy and Daddy’s are scared of Indian Mummy…..😂😂😂
A guy met one of his school-mates several years after school & he could not believe his eyes – his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars.He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure.
What he didn’t know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent to run errands with his boss’s car.
Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic.
She accused him for not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane’s husband did when he dropped her off at work.
What Rosemary didn’t know was that Jane’s husband’s car had a faulty door that could be opened only from outside.
Sampson’s wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled on seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around.
Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years.
What she didn’t know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two were adopted.
Life does not have a universal measuring tool, so looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better. Because you may not know that you have lots of blessings that others will envy for.
Enjoy what you have, you have just one life..
Happiness doesn’t come from having everything, but happiness is making the best out of what we have, it’s all about how we see ourselves..
Count your blessings rather than complaining about the smaller holes. Because….
“Happiness is a state of mind !!”
Wife: I am going out for a couple of hours…………do you want anything ? Husband: that’s all I want !! 😂😝🤣
रहिमन Cooler राखिये ..बिन कूलर सब सून।
Cooler बिना ना किसी को ..गर्मी में मिले सुकून।।
Ac देखन मैं गया ..Ac ना मिलया कोय।
जब घर लौटा आपणे ..Garmi में ऐसी-तैसी होय।।
Bijli का Bill देखकर ..दिया कबीरा रोय।
कूलर एसी के फेर में.. अमीर बचा ना कोय।।
वाट ना देखिए एसी की ..चला लीजिए Fan
चार दिनों की बात है ..फिर आगे सब चैन।।
पंखा देखत रात गई ..आई ना लेकिन light।
मच्छर गाते रहे कान में .. Party All Night.😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, “Hey, I’ve got an idea – we put our money together and buy a hot dog.”
The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, “What the hell? I don’t want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!”
The first says, “I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you’re sucking my dick – and the bartender will throw us out and we won’t have to pay for anything!”
The second drunk says, “Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me.”
So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.
The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says, “We’ve got to switch places ’cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor.”
The first drunk says, “You think that’s bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!”
पप्पु – यार बिटु मेरा रिजल्ट तु देख के आजा !अगर एक Subject मेँ फेल हुआ तो बोलना “जय श्री राम”. . . .
अगर दो मेँ फेल हुआ तो बोलना “राधे राधे” . . . .
अगर तीन मेँ फेल हुआ तो बोलना
“ब्रम्हा विष्णु महेश”
बिटु – (result निकलवाकर )
पप्पु – क्या हुआ ?
बिटु – बोलो साँचे दरबार की जय ।।😂😂😂😂सब में फेल