Funny Doctor and patients English joke 

Before giving anesthesia 👨🏻‍⚕Dr asked 👱🏻‍♀lady. Your age mam?
👱🏻‍♀Lady: 24 years!
👨🏻‍⚕Dr: Mam r u sure this is correct age? Because the amount of anesthesia will depend upon ur age.
👱🏻‍♀Lady: 30 years!
👨🏻‍⚕Dr: Look mam.. it’s upto u. Lesser amount of anaesthesia could wake u up during operation and u could go into comma as well.
👱🏻‍♀Lady: 38..
👨🏻‍⚕Dr once again.. : Look mam.. if u aren’t gonna tell me ur real age then wrong amount of anesthesia will directly​ affect ur livers and they may fail as well.
👱🏻‍♀Lady: Screamed and said.. 49! That’s it, I am not gonna change my age any further even though my dead body comes out of the operation theatre.