Funny Jesus Christ Joke 

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest,” I’m Jesus Christ.” The Priest replys,” No son, you’re not!” So he says to the second,”I’m Jesus Christ.” He says,”No, son, you’re not.” The drunk says,” Look I can prove it.” He takes the two Preists into the bar.The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says,” JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE HERE AGAIN!!!”