Funny Teacher Student Hindi Jokes

Aaj ke Shaitan Bachche.

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Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha aur tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?

Little Cute Student: Sir aap na mera Intezar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo. 😉

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Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water.

Mom : You come and drink it, I am busy.

Boy : Please mom.

Mom : If you repeat, I’ll slap you.

Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?

Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna. 😝

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha : Uncle Rang Gora karne wali Cream hai.

Dukandar : Haan hai.

Baccha: Toh lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hoon. 😜

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Beta – Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?

Papa – Bilkul marte the.

Beta – Toh yeh khandani Gundagardi kab tak Chalengi…😝

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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

“Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your Problems yourself. I have my own Problems!” 😂

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Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe Papa mat kehna…😡😡

After Exam…..

Father : What is your result ?

Son 😡: Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap hone ka haq kho chuka hai.

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