Smoker Joke – Smoking habit

Husband came home very sad.

Wife asked; What happened?

Husband, our office building collapsed killing all my colleagues.

Wife; but how did you survive?

Husband; I was out for a smoke.

Wife; thank God you survived.

Husband opens Television, Chief Minister was on the scene announcing 10 Cr each, to the deceased families.

Wife; I have become sick and tired of your smoking habit.