Hindi Joke – Narak Hindi Joke

एक धर्मगुरू शराबी को समझा रहा था…

इतनी दारू पिवोगे तो सीधा नरक मे जावोगे …

शराबी:और जो दारू बेंच रहा है वो ?

धर्मगुरू ..वो भी नरक में जायेगा…

शराबी… और जो दारू के दुकान के सामने नमकीन बेंच रहा है वो ?

धर्मगुरू… वो भी नरक में जायेगा…

शराबी.. फिर क्या प्राब्लम है नरक ही ठीक है….


Awkward days in schools during Exams

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳😜

When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧 😁😁

When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…😟 😱😲

When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…😣😫😫

When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏

The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱

See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments…things are not permanent…enjoy life! 😃😃

Only for those who enjoyed their school life😂😂😂

Top 10 Dialogue of teacher
👉 If you are not interested then you may leave the class.
👉 This class is worse than a fish market.
👉 Are you here to waste your parents money?
👉 Tell me when you all have finished talking.
👉 Why are u laughing? Come here n tell us we'll also laugh.
👉 Do you think teachers are fools to teach you?
👉 Don't try to act oversmart with me.
👉 Why do u come to school when you don't want to study.
👉 The previous batch was 100 times better than yours.
👉 If you want to talk then u may get out from the class.

And the best one
👉 You yes you… I am talking to you only, don't look back.. 😄😄
I'm sure that the last line made all of you remember and smile .
This was our school days.
The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point..😂😂 #Repost if you miss your school life….😔

Funny WhatsApp Joke 

😀😀😀My boss installed WhatsApp and texted me “oye jokes bhej” 
I replied “sir pehle ye batao mera increment kab

hoga” ??
Boss replied : “Mast tha !! aur bhej” …😝😝😝

Funny Cricket Joke 

बीबीसीआई ने ऐलान किया है कि हार्दिक पांड्या प्लेन से आएगा बाकी के खिलाड़ी ट्रेन से आए

रविन्द्र जडेजा पैदल आएगा👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Indian Cricket Joke – Funny Dhoni and Youvraj Joke 

Dhoni’s Mother: Beta Mahi, Market se sabzi le aa.Dhoni- Par Maa hum haar gaye na, toh log bahut gusse me hain!

Mother- Ek kam kro Meri sari pehnkar jao, koi nhi pehchanega.

Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.

1 GIRL- Hi, Dhoni how r u?

Dhoni get shocked- Apko kaise pata chala, Bahin JI?

GIRL- Abe saale, Main Yuvraj hoon ..!!

What is GST – GST Hindi Joke 

GST क्या है..?
पहले आपके पास बहुत सारे साथी थे…. जैसे

फ्रेंड्स,गर्लफ्रेंड्स,हॉफ गर्लफ्रेंड्स…..

( “VAT / Service Tax / Excise etc.”)
अब सिर्फ एक है – “WIFE”
दिन भर उसी को याद करो…

दिन भर क्या क्या किया….. कैसे किया…. उसको पूरी रिपोर्ट दो…. वो भी डिटेल में…
बस यही GST है…