Hyderabadi hindi joke

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!