Funny Dentist Jokes:

Visit To The Dentist

The Marshes were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.Funny visit to the dentist

‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Marsh demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.’

‘I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh, ‘said the dentist admiringly. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’

 

Dentist Puns and One Liner Jokes:

There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.

Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.

For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

The dentist’s alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

A dentist gets on everybody’s nerves.

Funny Dentist Jokes:

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?

A: A little plaque

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?

A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

A: He braces himself

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?

A: This won’t hurt a byte

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?

A: Looking for the Root Canal!

Funny Dentist Jokes

Some people may be nervous about visiting the dentist. In fact, some feel terrified. No worries though, your dentist will do their best to make you feel comfortable and help keep your teeth healthy. If you still feel anxious, ease your fear with laughter from some dental humor.

— Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?

  •      A: To get his teeth crowned.

— Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

  •      A: Dracula’s dentist

— Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

  •      A: “Fill me in when you get back.”

— Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?

  •      A: Because he was already taking a tooth out.

— Q: What does an orthodontist do during an earthquake?

  •      A: Braces herself.

— Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?

  •      A: Looking for a root canal.

— Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

  •      A: “Fill me in when you get back.”

— Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?

  •      A: “You have a hole in one.”

— Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?

  •      A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”

— Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?

  •      A: Because they’re so filling.