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Very Funny Kid Joke in Hindi
पति: अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप कराओ इसे।
पत्नी (गुस्से में):
मैं काम करू या बच्चे संभालू,
मैं इसे दहेज़ में नहीं लायी थी, खुद ही चुप करा लो।
पति : फिर रोने दे…
मैं कौनसा इसे बारात में लेकर गया था..:)
The best kids jokes -Funny Kids Jokes
Here are some best kids jokes –Funny Kids Jokes
| A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” |
| A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.” |
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Class ke funny students – Joke
एक क्लास में एक लड़की को सब बुआ-बुआ कहते थे…..✔
एक दिन इस की शिकायत ऊसने अपने टीचर से कर दी……
टीचर ने सब लडको से पूछा ….
जो लड़के इस को बुआ कहते है वो सभी खडे हो जाए…….
एक लड़के को छोड के सभी खडे हो गये…..
टीचर ने पुछा……क्या तुम इस को बुआ नहीं कहते हो …
लड़का बोला…… सर मु तो फूफाजी हूँ……..
HINDI BACHCHA JOKES, बच्चा रो रहा है जरा पों-पों बजा दो
एक औरत ने तेजी से आ रही बस को हाथ दिखाकर रोका
ड्राइवर ने अचानक ब्रेक मारा और पूछा-
कहां जाना है
औरत बोली- जाना कहीं नहीं है..
बच्चा रो रहा है जरा पों-पों बजा दो.
Teacher and Student Joke : what does the chicken give you?
Teacher and Student Joke : what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
Funny Kids Joke – A child asked his father
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”