Dosti Shayari in Hindi

Dosti Shayari in Hindi – Best friendship shayari for your friends, Dosti shayari in Hindi.
Dosti shayari and sms messages in Hindi and Urdu for best friends as friendship day shayari

 

Dosti Shayari in Hindi – Dil ke Kareeb

Tumse doori ka ehsaas satane laga,
Tere sath guzara har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki ae dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Dosti Shayari – Sache dosto ko

दोस्त को दोस्त का इशारा याद रहेता हे,
हर दोस्त को अपना दोस्ताना याद रहेता हे,
कुछ पल सच्चे दोस्त के साथ तो गुजारो,
वो अफ़साना मौत तक याद रहेता हे|

Dosti Shayari – Maut Ka Paigaam

Kya Pata Kab Maut Ka Paigaam Aa Jaye…
Na Jane Kab Zindagi Ki Aakhiri Sham Aa Jaye…
Main To Intezar Karta Hun Kisi Aise Samay Ka…
Ki Meri Zindagi Kisi Dost Ke Kaam Aa Jaye…

Dosti Shayari DOSTI ka matlab

1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn:-)

Dosti Shayari
Jabse apko jana he,jabse apko paya he,
har dua me meri apka nam aaya he,
dil karta he puchu uss khuda se ki tune itna GANDIYA DOST
kya sirf mere Liye banaya he?

Dosti Shayari
Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati,
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati ,
chalo humhi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati.

Emotional Dosti Shayari SMS
Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he.Agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he.GN

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost,
raah chalte ko bewkøøf banate hain dost,
sharbat bol k daru pilate hain dost,
par kuch b kahe sale bahut yaad ate hain dost.

Dosti Shayari in Hindi
School ki life 10+2 tak,
College ki life pado jab tak,
Love ki life shaadi tak,
But hamari dosti ki life till februray 31 tak…!

Phoolo me “Gulab” hai,
Guide me “devanand”hai,
Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,
Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai?
To sms kyu band hai “DOST”!

Sweet Sa Time Dekh Kar Apne Sweet Se Dost
Ki Sweet Si Yad Ayi To Socha Ki Sweet Sa Sms
kar Du Taki Hamari Sweet Si Dosti Me Thodi
Sweetness Aur Bad Jaye.

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi

Bhul gaye ya, bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kr diya, ya jana chahte ho?
Ajma liya, ya ajmana chahte ho?
Msg kar rhe ho ya abhi or paise bachana chahte ho?

Mai Kahu Aur aap Suno..Vo”Achhi dosti”,
Aap Kaho Aur Me Sunu.
“Vo Usse Bhi Achhi dosti”,
Par Me Kuch Bhi Na Kahu Aur aap Samajh jao To
“Vo He Sachchi dosti”

Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,.
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum,
aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna.

Dosti se pyara koi rishta nahi hota,
Duniya me har koi ise mita nahi sakta,
Hamara to aap se wo rishta hai,
Jise duniya to kya khuda bhi mita nahi sakta…!

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile,
Pyar ne pucha mere hote huye tumhara yaha kya kam?
Dosti boli main un honton pe muskan lati hu jin aankho
Me tum aanshu chod deto ho…!

Maine jannat ka darwaja bajaya,
Awaz aayi kya chahiye,
Maine kaha khushi, kamyabi, lambi umer,
Awaj aayi kiske liye,
Jo is waqt sms pad raha hai uske liye…….!!

Dost Hindi Shayari
Safar dosti ka yuhi chalta rahe,
Suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,
Na dhalegi apni dosti ki subha,
Chahe har rishta badalta rahe…..!!

Rate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarh jeete hai,
Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai !

Aap ke sath gujara har lamha jab bhi yaad aayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi aap ka khyal aayega,
Agar baksh de bar-bar zidagi khuda,
To tujhse dosti karma ye dil har baar chahega

Hamari dosti sardi khasi nahi ki jo kuch din rahe,
Hamari dosti AIDS hai jo ek bar ho jaye to mout tak sath nibhati hai!

Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai,
bole to 7 wonders.
1 apun 2. apun ka style. 3. apun ka awaz, 4. apun ka smile,
5. apun ka face, 6. apun ka sms, Aur 7. apun ka Dost ….!!

Dosti sher o Shayari
Sari umar aankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jane kya baat thi us dosti me,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye, wo dostana yaad raha….!!

Jamane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
Badhe the teri dosti ke dhage se,
Varna kab ke bikhar gaye hote!!

Phul aisa ho jo bag ko khusboo se bhar de,
Humsafar aisa ho jo andhere ko roshni se bhar de,
Aur ek dost aisa ho jo zindagi khushi se aur mobile
Ko Sms se bhar de….!

Kuch ache pal yaad aate hai,
Palko par aansu chod jate hai,
Kal koi aur mil jaye to hame bhul na jana,
Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate hai…!!

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dil armano se houseful hai,
Pure hoge ya nahi ye doutfull hai,
Is duniya me har chiz wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jese dosto se beautiful hai…!

Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par job hi ho yaar, dosti jhakaas ho tum…!

Itni choti nahi dosti hamari,
Kese soch liya ki kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gayi mobile me roshni,
Aur Sms hamara aa gaya…!

Na mandir , na bhagwan, na pooja na snaan,
Har roz subha hota hai hamara sabse pehla kaam,
Ek pyara sms hamara pyare se dost ke naam

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dukh hai, dard hai, to dawa hai dosti,
Is ghutan bhari zindagi ki hasi he dosti,
Jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
Dosto ke liye to khuda hai dosti

Friendship Dosti Shayari
Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hu me,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakti isliye,
Aap jese dost banata hu mai!!

Dosti Shayari
Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsul ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare, jhelna padta hai,
Kyuki Dosti ka Oxygen ho tum.!

Dosti Shayari in Hindi
Badal garja par barsaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarne ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi.!

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!

Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!

Friendship Shayari
Aur bhi chize bahut si lut chuki hai dil ke sath,
Ye bataya dost ne ishq farmane ke baad!

Friend Shayari
Wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayege,
Koshish yahi rahegi ki aap ko nahi satayege,
Jarurat padi to dil se pukarna,
Jaha bhi hoge chale aaye ge!!

Dosti Shayari
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile ya na mile hath badate rahiye!
Tajmahal na banana mehga padega!
Har jagah mumtaz banate rahiye!!

Dosti sher o shayari
Chand ko gurur hai ki us ke pass noor hai,
To kya hua !
Mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mera dost lagur hai….
Ha ha ha ha

Dosti sher o shayari in hindi
Marne par hame jannat mile ya nahi mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kanjusi mat kar,
Mere dost kya pata jannat me network mile ya nahi mile

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Ek nek dost ki nek salah hai,
Plz driving karte waqt helmat ka use kare,
Kyu ki khali chiz ke tutne ka andesha jyada hota hai.

 

1. DOSTI PHULON SE KAROGE TO MAHEK JAOGE

    SAWAN SE KAROGE TO BHEEG JAOGE
SURAJ SE KAROGE TO JAL JAOGE
AUR DOSTI HAMSE KAROGE TO SUDHAR JAOGE

2. Mat dhundhna mujhe duniya ki tanhai me 

   mat dhundhana mujhe duniya ki tanhai me

   Kyunki thand bahut hai hum

   milenge apni rajai me

 

4.       Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai

Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai

Aap jaise yaar par duniya qurbaan

Aur app poochate ho ki ham par marta kaun hai

 

4.       Jane kis bat ki mujhe sajaa dete ho

Merim hasti hui aankhon ko rula dete ho

Ek muddat se koi sms nahi aaya hai

Kya aap is tarah dost kom bhula dete ho

 

5.        Ye dosti chirag hai jalaaye rakhna

Ye dosti ki khusboo hai mehkaaye rkhana

Ham rahein aapke dil me hamesha ke liye

Itni jagah dil me hamesha ke liye banaye rakhna

 

Ham raat ki tanhai me tumhari awaaj sunte hai

Sitaaro se aapka jikar kiya karte hai

Mat aao hamere khwaabon me itna

Ham bhoot preto se bahut darte hai

 

Yadein rukti nahi rok pane se

Dil rukat a nahi kisi ke samjhane se

Ruk jaati hai dharkan aapko bhul jane se

Ham aapko yad karte jeene ke bahane se

 

Jis pal aap dil se muskaraoge

Apni hasi me hamari jhalak paoge

Na samajhna ke sath chod diya hamne

Palat kar dekhoge to har raah par hamein paoge

 

Karib se tumhe dekha to apna paya

Jab tumhe dosti me parkha to apne paya

Tumhe kya nam du ye samajh nahi aata

Dost vishwas zindagi ya apna saya

 

Ye chand rehega ye sitare rehenge

Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge

Is duniya me kitano ke nikaah ho gaye

Kya hamare naseeb me sirf nijaah ke chuhare

 

Maujudagi jaroori nahi jaroori ehsash hai

Hum kahi dur  nahi aapke pas hai

dekhiye to jara mann ki aankhon se

ham har kadam par aapke saath hai

 

ulafat ki janjeer se dar lagta hai

kuch apne hi taqdeer se dar lagta hai

jo juda karti hai kisi ko kisi se

hath ki bas un lakiron se dar lagta hai

 

royengi ye ankhen muskarane ke bad

ayegi rat din dhal jane ke bad

kabhi mat ruthna aye mere dost

shayad zindagi na rahe aapke ruth jaane ke bad

 

khyalo ko kisi ahat ki aas rehati hai

nigahon ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai

tere bina koi kami to nahin mere dost

 bas gali jamadaarin udas rehti

 

zindgi apni masti me jiya karo

ishq bahut buri cheez hai mat kiya karo

apne dhyan padhai ki or mor do

aur apni girlfriend ko mere bahrose chod do

 

hua jo gum aapko to dard kisi aur ko hoga

haso jo aap to khush koi aur hoga

sochon to jara us anjan ke bare me

vo anjan ka mere siva aur kaun hoga

 

 

na jane  aap pe itna yakin kyun hai

 aapka khyal itna hasin kyun hai

suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai

to fir aankhon se nikala aansu namkeen kyun hai

 

kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai

band aankhon me bhi sapne saja deti hai

sapno ki duniya  jarur rakhna

kyun ki hakikat to aksar rula deti

 

kisi ko palko pe mat bithao

vahan sirf sapne baste hai

bithao to dil me

jahan sirf apne baste hai

 

lamha lamha yaad hamari ayegi

chand lamho me rat guzar jayegi

chup mis karte rehna hame

warna munna bhai ko aapke nam ki supaari de di jayegi

 

har khushi ne aapki bat karte hai

aapki salaamati ki fariyad karte hai

is khamosh sms se kya batayeki

ham tumhe kitna yaad kare hai

 

vo maja na takhte taj me na gane me

na bajane na kuber ke khajane me

jo ,maza subeh uth ke

fir so jane me

 

kyun har bar mausam ki tarah badal jate ho

har din hamara dil dukhate ho

ye baat sunkar hamari rooh kaanp jati hai

tum ab bartan dhone wale saubun se nahate ho

 

with petals of wishes, palmful of wishes

with the first day of sun fragnance of flower

and brightness of color wish u

and your famly a very very happy new year

 

 

 

in rishto ko yuhi dil me banaye  rakhna

yado ka chirag jalaye rakhna

bahut pyara safar raha 2009 ka

ek hissa hamara 2010 me banaye rakhna

 

New year 2010 + new aim + new achievement +

new dream + new idea+ new thinking + new ambition+

 new life + success advanced wishes  

 

sunehari dhup barsat ke baad

thodi si hasi har bat ke baad

isi tarah ho Mubara kho

 aapko 2010 just 2009 ke baad

 

subah subah suraj ka sath  ho

parindo ki awwaz ho

aur 2010 ki dhamakedar agaaz ho

 

tamam sabuto or gawahon ko nazar me rakhate hue

sma padhane waale ko dhara 01-01-10 ke tahat

advance me happy new year kahte hue

zindgi bhar khus rahne ki sajaa di jaati hai

 

dil ko dhadkne se pahle

dost ko dosti se pahle

pyar ko mohbbat se pahle

khushi ko gum se pahle

aur apko 1 din pahle

happy new year

 

mujhe jalaana mat dafna dena

jab mar jaun to dosti nibha dena

main tajmahal to nahin mangta yaro

bas meri kabra ek girl hostel banwa dena

 

kash khuda ne hame apna secretary banaya hota

mandir masjid me apne pass baithaya hota

suna karte aapke dil ki har baat

aur aapki har baat ko khuda se manwaya hota

 

 

 

samundar me gehrai ki tarah

pyar me judai ki tarah

khuda kare aaki girlfriend

aapko rakhe bilkul apne chote bhai ki  tarah  

 

bheega sa  lagta hai aalam tumhe

bhigi si lagti  subah tumhe

bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan tumhe………

uth pagal tune su su kar di hai

 

ek to aap sharmaate bahut hai

koi baat  kare to itrate bahut hai

dil chahata hai koi sms na karun aapko

par suna aap sms padh kar muskaraate bahut hai

 

umido pe kabhi bharosa na karna

jo lamhe bure lage unhe socha mat karna

kami mehsush ho jiski us ko mat khyal karna

bas tum khud me khas ho ye hamesha yaad rkhna

 

zindgi ke raz raz rahne dijiye

jo bhi aitraaz aitrazz rahne dijiye

jub bhi ye dil chahe aapse Milan to

ye na kahna kiaaj rhne dijiye

 

2009 tak ke apne sabhi paap mitane ke liye

101 bar is mantra ka jaap kare

East aur west  ANIL is the best

Is sms me apna nam dal kar ek aur paap mat karna

 

Kinaro pe sagar ke khajane nahi aate

Phir zindgi me dost purane nahi aate

Jee lo in palon ko has ke janab

Phir laut ke dosti ke jamane nahi aate

 

Sagar me lehere aati hai Sahile se palat jati hai

Aapki yaad aati hai dil samaa jaati hai

 Fark itna hai ke lehere bewaqt aati hai

Par aapki yaad har waqt aati hai

 

Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega

Saat fero ke sath koi tumse bandh jaye

Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi ko pataa lo

Kya pataa ki kal kis ka pataya hua mal tume saun diya jayega

 

Khushiya to har koi chahata hai

Gum chahata hai koi

Thukra to sabhi dete hai apnaata hai koi

Rishtey toh sabhi banaa lete hai par nibhat hai koi

 

Pyar ki wo missal banayenge ham

Ankhein  ban karoge to khyalo me ayenge ham

Bhar denge itna pyar dil me aapki dil me

Ki har apne se pahle aapko yadd ayenge ham

 

Maa ne kaha haweli chod do

Paro ne kaha ki daru chod do

Ek sin ayega jab girl friend kahegi

Bhaiya in bachchon ko jara school chod do

 

Muddat se thi kisi se milne ki

Aarzoo khwahis-e- deedar me sab kuch gawan diya

Kisi ne di khabar wo ayenge raat ko

Itna kiya ujala ki ghar tak jalaa diya

 

Mohabbat kisise kuch u nibha lo

Ki usske dil ke sare gum chura lo

Itna asar chod do kisi par chahat ka

Ki uparwala bhi akar bole hame bhi apna bana lo

 

Ek sardar ne mendhak se pucha ki

Sardaaron me dimag hota hai ki nahi?

Mendhak ne kaha ki nahi aur pani me kud gaya

Sardar bola ki sale isme sucide karne wali kya baat thi

 

Pass akar sabhi dur chale jate hai

Hum akele ke akele rah jate hai

Dil ka dard kisko de yahan

Marham lagane wale hi jakhm de jaate hai

 

Dua hai meri jo mujhe bhool jaye

uska mobile toot jaye uska charger jal jaye

uska sim block ho jaye uska sms failed hojaye

uske local call oar roaming par jaye

 

ramu :- express train kitne baje ki hai ?

t.t.:- 9 baje ki

ramu:- local ?

t.t.:- 10 baje ki

ramu:- malgadi?

T.t.:- 12 baje, par aapko jana kahan hai?

Ramu:- patari par tatti karne

 

Yaad aata hai mujhe aapke bachpan ka zamana

Patle pairo par atka hua payzama

Behti nak ko haath se ponch kar gal par lagana

Kamar se makkhiya udate huye awaz lagana

“Mummy kar li”

 

One day at station…… a girl standing over,

There after some time a tea vendor coming over

And he saw her vendor sing a song looking at her.”

“Bholi si surat… ankhon me masti door khadi sarmaye aye haaye”

Girl was much irritates and reply,”

“kali si surat…. Ankhon me ainak door khada chillaye chai chai”

 

Khuda ki rehmat sare sansar par barse

Mere hisse ki rahmat mere yaar par barse

Ya khudaa mujhe kar dena pani

Agar dost kabhi pyas se tarse

 

Ehsase-e-arzoo ko dil se mitana na sakoge

Bhulne chaho hame bhula na sakoge

Ye chiraage mohabbat dil se jalaya hai hamne

Jal jaoge magar bhula na sakoge

 

Chahat kisi ki gulam nahi hoti

Mohabbat kabhi sare aam nahi hoti

Kaise bhul jaye tumhe sms karna

Kyunki hamari service kabhi jam nahi hoti

 

Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aya karo

Mehfil yun majak na banaya karo

Ansu bole itne logo me aapko tanha paate hai

Isliya sath nibhane chale aate hai

 

Majboor ham nahi ki dosti ki bhul jaye

Khilaune ham nahi ki yuhin toot jaye

Dua se khareeda hai tumhe hamne

Dosti ko daulat se nahi ki yunhi bhul jaye

 

Mana ki kuch dilome nafrat hoti hai

 Par har dil me koi hasrat hoti hai

Insaan uske aage kyun majbur ho jata hai

Jisse use bepanah mohabbat ki hoti

 

Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai

Virane ko abad to kar sakte hai

Kya hua aapse mil  nahi sakte hai

Lekin dil se yaad to kar sakte hai

 

Kuch log zindagi me aise samil ho jate hai

Bhulana chaho to aur yadd aate hai

Bas jate hai wo dil me is kadar

Ki ankhein band karo to samane nazar aate hai

 

Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai

Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai

Pyar ko galat mat samjhna

Pyar dosti me bhi hota

 

Aapko dosti ka salaam likhenge

Dil ki kitaab apna arman likhenge

Kash hame mil jaye aasmano ki hukumat

Sitaron ki jagah aap ka nam likhenge

 

Yaad agar kisi ke kehnese aaye to kya yaad hai?

Yaad to vo hai jise jataa nahi sakte bataa nahi sakte

Aur agar aa jaaye to  mita nahi sakte

 

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kadar

Ittefaq se usi ko cha rahe the ham

Ussi diye ko ne jalaye hamare hath ko

Jisko hawa se bacha rahe the ham

 

Koi hai jiski nazar aapko har taraf dhundhati hai

Aapke wajud ko bekarari se puchati hai

Khuda aap ko salamat rakhein

Suna hai aapki talash me police ghar ghar ghumti hai

 

 Pal beet jayega waqt gujar jayega

Bas yadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

Na ham log honge na hamari batein

Yaad karne ko bas yeh lamha reh jayega

 

Sardar ka bura din

Darwaja khola kundi hath me

Nal khola toti hath me

Suitcase uthaya handle hath me

Ab dar raha ki su su karu ki nahi

 

Bhigi hui ankhon ko ye manjar na milega

Moti ye kisi seep ke andar na milega

Ansuo ko kabhi ossh katra na milege

Dosti ka tumhe aisa samandar na milege

 

Zindgi ne sada muskarate raho

Fasle kam karo dil milate raho

Dard kaisa bhi ho koi gam na karo

Iodex khareedo aur lagaate raho

 

Aapki neend churayenge ham

Har waqt sms kar ke sataayenge ham

Aap ko ayega gusssa

lekin us gusse me hi yaad aayenge ham

 

aasman hamse naraz hai

taron ka gussa behisab hai

log hamse jalte hai kyunki

chand se pyara dost hamare pass hai

 

ham fizaao ke rukne ka intzaar nahi karte

ham hawao ka intzaar nahi karte

jab dil karta hai to kar dete sms

ham kanjuso ke sms ka intzaar nahi karte

 

palko ke kinare jo hamne bhigoye nahi

wo sochate hai ki ham roye hi nahi

wo puchate hai ki kise dekhte ho khwabo me

aur ek ham hai jo ek umar se soye nahi hai

dosti ke mayne ham se puchate hai

ham bhi in bato se anjan hai

sirf ek gujaris hai ki

bhul na jana hame kyun ki sosti hamari jan hai

 

yad karne  ka andaz aana chhiye

yad dilane ka ek bahana aana chahiye

ham sms kare ya na kare

magar aapka ek pyar sa sms roj aana chahiye

 

salo bad na jane kya samaa hoga

ham me se na jane kaun kahan hoga

fir milana hua to milenge yaadon me

jaise sukhe gulab milte kitaabo me

 

savere savere ho khusiyo ka mela

na ghar ki parva na duniya ka jhamela

panchiyo ka sangit ho aur mausam albela

Mubarak ho aapko khubsurat savera

 

Mana ki bahut tadpaate hai fasle

Mana ki bahut satate hai fasle

Magar faaslo se bhi dil lagaana shikho

Kyunki rishton ki ahimiyat batate hai fasle

 

Oye tenu ki lagda hai mai tenu disturb karan vaaste msg karia si o na ji na mai

To tenu wish karan vaste msg kria si

Chalo gud wali night te sweet wali dreams

 

Jab jab bago me bahar aayegi

Tab tab nere sms ki bauchar aayegi

 Tanhai to tumhari door ho jayegi

Par kya mere mobile ka bill bharne tumhari sass ayegi

 

Dosti ek rishta hai jo nibhai wo farishta hai

Dosti sachchi preet hai judai jiski reet hai

Juda hokar bhi na bhulaye

Yahi dost ki jeet hai

 

Dosti shyad zindagi hoti hai
jo har dil me basi hoti hai

Jee lete hai ham sabhi iske bagair phir bhi iski zarourat ham sabhi ko hoti hai

Khwab ki tarah tujhe sajaa ke rakhu

Chandni raat ki najaro se chupa ke rakhu

Meri taqdir mere sath nahi warna

Zindagi bhar tumhe murga bana kar rakhu

 

Husband ne wife se kaha

Hata lo apne chehere se ye zulfe aye jane tamanna

Khuda kasam agli bar khane me bar aaye to

Sajni se ghajni bana doonga

 

Nighahon se nighahein milakar to dekho

Naye logo se rishta bana kar to dekho

Aayenge lo khud ba khud milne tumse

Tum ek bar achche sabun se naha kar dekho

 

Haathi aur cheenti ka prem vivah hua

Dusre din hi hathi mar gaya

Cheenti boli wah ri mohabbat

Ek din kar pyar mila

Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

 

 Har samundar ka kinara nahi hota

Har najar se ishara nahi hota

Har bahar me najara nahi hota

Har park me favvara nahi hota

Har jam ka paimana nahi hota

Sabhi hasino ke deewane nahi hote

Har gam ke fasaane nahi hote

Har mahatma sant nahi hota

Har marge ka ant nahi hota

Har patthar chamakdar nahi hota

Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota

Ped par lage aam jakar tod lo

Agar kuch rah gaya hai to khud jod lo

Gusse se muhfulao mintoos khao dimag ki batti jalao

Aur bijali ka bill bachao mano meri bat to mera

Dimag mat khao padhana hai to padho

Nahi to lal batan dabao aur so jao

 

Khud ko banao kanjus itna ki

Har sms bhejne se pahle service center wale khud

Call kar ke puche bhai sach me bheja hai

Ki galti se sent ho gaya hai

 

Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hai

Jinhe yad kar ke dil khus ho jata hai

Aur jinko bhulana namumkin hai

Aap unhi me se ek ka msg padh rahe ho


ek aadmi nahate waqt nadi me dubne laga

 to bola ganesh gi bachaiye

ganesh gi nacchne lage

aur bole kit um mere visarjan me khub nache the

ab main tumhare visarjan me nachunga

 

thekedar ka beta:- papa mujhe ek bhai chahiye aaj aur abhi

thekedar :- beta uske liye  to 9 mahine lagta hai

thekedar ka beta:- papa aap to thekedar hai 5-6 aadmi laga do jaldi ho jayega

 

khuda  se kya mangu aapke vaste

sada khushiyo se bhare ho aapke ke raste

hansi aapki chehere pe rahe is tarah

khusbu phool ke sath rehti hai jis tarah

 

kya fark hota hai khuda aur pyar me

kya fark hota hai photo aur tasveer me

agar kuch chaho aur na mile to samajh lena

ki kuch achcha likha hai apni taqdeer me

 

choti si baat se sikwa na karna

koi bhul hoa jaye maaf karna

naraj tab hona jab dosti tod denge

kyunki aisa tab hoga jab ham duniya chod denge

 

bahut uadas hai koi tere jane se

ho sake to laut kea a kisi bahane se

tu lakh khafa ho sahi par ek baar to

dekh koi toot sa gaya hai tere ruth jane se

 

chand ki aan ho tum

 sitaron ki shan ho tum

phulon kar arman ho tum

kudarat  ki pehchan ho tum

par in sabse pehle mere dost mere jan ho tum

sikwa uski yadon se is tarah kiya hamne

hasti hui shama ko rula dia hamne

ek lamha dia tha usne jeene ke liye

aur usme zindai ko bita dia hamne

 

kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar

kuch tamanna jina sikha dete hai

ham kis tamanna ke sahare jiye

ye zindgi roj ek tamanna badha deti hai

 

jane kyun log hame bhul jaate hai

kuch spal sath rehne ke baad dur chale jaate hai

sach hi  kahte hai log ki

sagar se mil ke log barish ko bhul jaate hai

 

mohabbat dilon ko awaara bana deti hai

gardish me rahne wale ko sitara bana deti hai

ye apni had me rahe to theeek warna

kisi ko veer to kisi ko zara bana deti hai

 

raksha bandhan par ladki ko chedo to bhai banati hai

to fir karvachauth par chedne par oati kyun nahi banati hai

is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do hame insaaf chahiye

 

sukh unhe milte hai jo dukh ko sehte hai

aansu unke liye behte hai jo yadon me rehte hai

aur ham unko sms karte hai

jo hamare dil me rehte hai

 

haqiqat samjho ya afsana

apna smjho ya begana

hamar aapk rista hai purana

isliye farz tha aapko batan ki

thand shuru ho gayi hai

 plz roz mat nahana

 

aap fir najar nahi aaye

fir tamannao ke phool murjhaye

na jane kahan kho gaye aap

ham polic station se lekar

 pagal khane tak dekh aaye

 

Wish u a happy sankranthi and prosperous life

May this sankranthi bring lot of brightness to our future take care

 

Have this 2010 first festival bring happiness to your life

Wish u and your family a very happy sankranthi

 

Yar ruthe to rab ruthe

Yar fir ruthe to jag chute

Yar fir ruthe to dil tute

Yar fir ruthe to chappal se maro

Sale ko roj ka ek hi drama hai

 

Meethe gud me mil gaya till

 Udi patang aur khil gaya dil

Aapke jivan me aaye har din sukh aur shanty

Wish u a very happy lohari and maker sankranthi

 

Desi ghee ka tadka basmati ka chaval

Urad ki daal sath me dahi papad

Salad aur achar dil me khusi aur apno ka pyar

Mubark ho lohari aur khichadi ka tyohar

Yakeen pe yakeen dilate hai dost

Raah chalet ko bewakuf banate hai dost

Sarbat bol kar daaru pilate hai dost

 Par kuch bhi kaho sale bahut yad aate hai dost

 

Kabhi na kabhi to dil jarur rota hai

 Jab koi apna milkar najaron se dur hota hai

Kyun roti hai ye kambakht ankhein

Kyunki dil se jyada inka kasoor hota hai

 

Aaj main eek jaan bachai

Maine ek ladki se pucha

agar mai I love u kahun to kya karogi

ladki boli khusi se mar jaungi

maine kaha j nahi kehta jeele apni zindagi

 

ruth gaye hamare sab chahne wale

ruth gaye hame manane wale

ab to mobile bhi hamse puchta hai

kahan chup gaye tujhko roj sms karne wale

  bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate

bina pyar ke rishtoe nibhaye nahi jate

zindgi me ke baat yaad rakhna aiye dost

kisi ko rula ke apne sapne sajaye nahi jaate

 

class ke sabhi bachchon ki talasi ho rahi thi

madam ne ek bachche ki jeb me hath dala jo fati thi

she shouted:- kya hai ye

bachche ne kaha:- pocket me rocket hai

dil de nikli duaa hai hamari

kamyabi mile aapko bahut sari

khudaa rakhe na aapko khushiyo se dur

chahe vo kam kar de khushiyan hamari


fasle bahut hai par itna maan lijiye

karib rahkar bhi har koi khas nahi hota

aap khyalo me itne karib ho ki

faslo ka ehsash nahi hota

 

kaun kehta hai ki ham mar jayenge

ham to dariya hai jo sagar me utar jayenge

aur ham tum taas jaoge pyar ki ek boond ke liye

ham to badal hai kabhi bhi baras jayenge

 

dil ne kaha koi tujhe yaad kar raha hai

maine sochaye dil majak kar raha hai

fir jab aai mijhe hichchki to khyal aaya ki koi

mere sms ka intejar kar raha hai

 

phooolon ki tarah haste raho to hum khus hai

dil se  vishwash karte raho to hum khush hai

hum ye nahi kahte ki baat karo

sirf yaad karlo to bhi ham khus hai

 

ek phool bhi aksar bag saja deta hai

ek hi sitare sansar chamka deta hai

jahan duniya bhar ke rishto kam nahi aate

wahan ek dost hi zindgi ban deta hai

 

 

jab aapka jana hua tab dj laga

sara akash jhuma devtao ne dance kiya ghee ke diye jalaye

brahma ji bole chalo chutkara mila ab prithviwale bhugtenge

 

jise dil ki kalam kahte aur bharose ki ink kahte hai

jise lamho ki kitab kehte aur yaadon ka cover kehte hai

yahi wo subject hai jise log friendship kehte hai

 

mohalle ke chint aur bantujid kar rahe the ki

monke dekhna hai maine pataa bata diya hai

agar aaye to 2-3 jump mar dena

bachche hai khush ho jayenge

 

machchar ne ek aadmi ko din me kata

aadmi ne pucha kit um tom raat me katate the par ye kya

machchar ne kaha ghar ke halat theek nahi hai

isliye over time kar raha hu

 

hamare muskarane ki wajah aap ho

hamare dosti ka matlab aapm ho

ame milegi jab bhi khusi ham sochenge

ki khud se dua karne wale aap ho

 

friendship opens many doors

each with a different view

none could be more beautiful

than the one that leads to you

 

pure friendship is like sugarcane

you crush it twist it squeeze it

beat it to pulp all that

u will get only sweetness

 

kambakht ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya

jis par marte the usne bhula diya

main uski yaad bhulane ke liye peeta hi gaya

ek din zalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya

 

na mujhe kisi ka sil chahiye

na mujhe jamaane se koi aas hai

apna samajh kar mere phone me balance dalwa de

mujhe us dost kit alas hai

 

zindgi ek gift hai Kabul kijiye

zindgi ek ehsas hai mehsus kijiye

zindgi ek Milan hai pyar kijiye

zindgi aakhir zindgi hai jee lijiye

 

takdeer ka rang kitna ajeeb hai

anjan rishton hai fir bhi kareeb hai

kisi ko dost aap sa nahi milta

aap mujhko mile ye mera naseeb hai

 

mujhe tumse ek baat kehni hai

agar 2009 me mujhse koi galti ho gayi ho

 ya maine tumhe pareshan kiya ho

jo kuch ukhadna ho ukahd lena ye sab 2010 me bhi jaari rahega

 

na koi khat na koi paigam aaya

jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aaya

dost ne bhula di dost meri

aaj na dua na koi salaam aaya

 

hawao ke sath ek arman bheja hai

chand ke jariye ek paigam bheja hai

 first mile to Kabul kar lena dost

 is nacheez ne raat salaam bheja hai

 

ladki:- maa ye parosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kis karke bhag jata hai

maa muskaraayi aur boli:- bada shararti hai bilkul apne baap par gayaa hai

 

see stars are blinking

moon is shining& amp

breeze is singing becoz I ask them to

greet u a special good night

 

ganjo kim race me ek ganje ne baazi mari

magar inam lene ko nahi hua raazi

ganje ne gussey me kaha ye bhi koi khel hai

jahan ganjo ka inam kangha aur tel hai

 

mere msg msg nahi rishton ka afsana hai

sabd ha mere apne baji baki wahi sub purana hai

bas wada karo mobile on rakhne ka

kyunki tumhe mera ek msg roj pana hai

 

ae dost aapki dost ki ek najar chahiye

dil hai beghar use ghar chahiye

bas yu hi sath chalet raho ae doat

ye dost umar bhar chahiye

 

dar dar bhatkte firte hai armaan ki tarah

har koi milta hai anjan ki tarah

in dosto se kya rakhe call ki ummed

sms bhi bhejte hai ehsan ki tarah

 

ho gayi hai ab black black night

ab band bhi kardo white white light

sweet sweet sapno ki pakadlo tum flight

o my dear good good night

 

wife:- raat ko ghar me chor aaya aur mujhe kis kar ke chala gya

pati:- tumne roka nahi

wife:- bahut kaha ki  tha ki rukne ko liye bola fir aaunga

 

arg kiya hai

o shayari sunane wale gaur se suno

o shayari sunane wale gaur se suno

wah wah aage nahi aata kisi aur se suno

 

ashiq ne pucha khuda se :- tune duniya ko kyun pyar ka dushman bana diya

khuda haskar bola:- ashiqo ne kaunsa achcha kam kiya

 unhone bhi to apne yaar ko khuda bana diya

 

man to god :- 100 saal apke liye kya hai

god:- ek second

man:- aur crore rupaye

god:- 1 coin

man:-mujhe 1 coin de dijiye

god:- ek second ruk jao

 

kisi ne hamse pucha ki wadon

aur yadon me kya fark hota hai

hame bas itna kaha ki wado ko insane tod deta hai

aur yadein insane ko tod deti hai

apni dosti ki gadi kuch aise chal padi

jaise kick marte hi bike ud padi

dua hai na lage isme koi break

speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi over  take

 

tha mai neend me phir bhi mujhe sulaya ja rha tha

 

bade hi pyar se mujhe nahlaya ja raha tha

 

na jane wo khyal tha mere ghar me 

jo bachchon ki tarah mujhe kandho oe uthaya ja raha tha

 

tha mere pas mera har koi apna 

 

phir bhi mai har kisi ke muh se bulaya ja rha tha

 

jo dekhte bhi na pyar ki najron se mujhe

 

unke dil se bhi pyar mujpe lutaya ja raha tha

 

kaanp uthi phir meri ruh mera wo mukaam dekhkar 

jab pata chala ki mujhe dafnaya ja raha tha

 

ro pada phir mai bhi apna wo manjar dekhkar 

jahan mujhe hamesha ke liye sulaya ja rha tha