Funny 40th Birthday Sayings – Turning 40 Jokes

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40th Birthday Jokes



40 It’s all a big joke until it happens to you.


The new and improved 40 year old- yeah right!


Confuscious says, “Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you when you least expect it.”


Turning 40 is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.


It was reported recently that at the age of 20, men say they have sex at least 5 times a week. By the time they reach 40, they’re still telling the same lie.


Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.


The best years of a woman’s life are the ten years  between 39 and 40.


40th Birthday Jokes



Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. Don’t worry. I’ve already alerted your doctor.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles.

There are no grown-ups….Everyone is winging it, some just do it more confidently.

40th Birthday Jokes


Turning 40?  You’re never too old to be immature.

Let’s raise a toast to your 40th. Here’s to prune juice!

Warning: 40 is the age when you can have obvious panty lines even with no panties.

A cool thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded at a bar. But it’s about a hundred times more fun when it happens on your 40th.

Just something to think about: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.


40th Birthday Jokes


If you don’t get any respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.

If you want to feel young on your 40th birthday, just throw your party in an old folks’ home.

Just because you’re 40, you don’t have to decide whether God exists…when you’re already worrying that the National Security Agency is reading your emails,

it’s better not to know whether yet another entity is watching you.



Funny 40th Birthday Quotes , Jokes


The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.

By your 40s, you don’t want to be with the cool people; you want to be with your people.

If you’re 40 and slowing down isn’t an option, you might want to think twice about making U-turns.

Having to blow out 40 candles on your birthday this year? I guess then we’ll know whether you truly are a windbag.


Funny 40th Birthday Quotes and short jokes

When you’re 40, don’t worry about being over the hill. At least you’re not still climbing it.

When you’re 40, you have so much to look forward to – like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out.
Being 40 doesn’t bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers.
When you’re 40, you can still do all the things you used to do – just not as fast.