Funny Excuses For Being Late office Jokes- Being Late Jokes

41. Sorry my AA meeting ran a little long.
42. My hamster died. I had to plan for his funeral.
43. I had to go audition for American Idol.
44. I had to wait for the Fed-Ex guy. My Richard Simmons: Sweatin’ to the Oldies DVD arrived today. I can loan it to you if you want.
45. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
46. My watch was set to Tokyo time.
47. You mean I have to show up to work everyday?
48. I thought this was a Jewish holiday.
49. My bank card got stuck in the card swipe at Sears.
50. I was waiting for my deodorant to dry.
51. I know I’m late. I will make an extra special effort next week.
52. I have a bit of a slight problem. I got the end of a Q-tip stuck in my ear and have to go to the
53. I was dreaming about a basketball game, and it went into overtime.
54. I had to turn around halfway here because I drove off and left my gas cap on top of the gas pump.
55. I had to take out the garbage and accidentally placed my son’s pet hamster in one of the bags.
56. I’m not late. I decided to change my hours to make them more convenient.
57. Sorry, I over slept and I forgot to come in for my first day of work at my new job. Is it OK to come in at the regular time tomorrow?
58. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
59. The bridge is stuck up and won’t come back down. If I drive around to the boat I will be another hour.
60. My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep.