Funny Jokes For Kids – Best Kids Joke- Knock Knock Jokes

These funny knock knock jokes for kids will have you and your kids laughing. Loads of really funny knock knock jokes. The best knock knock joke ever plus loads more hilarious knock knock jokes for adults and kids alike.


Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

 

 

Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean and fun for all.:

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A: A milk dud!

Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
A: When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion)

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is ‘out of bounds’?
A: An exhausted kangaroo!

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
A: Bison!

Q: Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger?
A: He thought it was a lion!

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: Frogs, they croak every night! Animal Jokes for Kids

  1. how do you make seven an even number?
  2. take the s out!
  3. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours
  4. so he could hide in the crayon box

Q:How do you make a fruit punch?

A:Give it boxing lessons.

  1. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
    A. A nervous shipwreck!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!

What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!

What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.

What is a crocodiles favourite game
Snap

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.

What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
POP!

Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam.

What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.

Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!

Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don’t be silly! He can’t read

How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
Very carefully!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!