Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Jokes – Best Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Jokes
Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Jokes

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

Q:  What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?
A:  Wrap!!!!!

Q:  Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A:  They’re a bunch of no bodies!

Q:  What do little trees say on Halloween?
A:  Twig or treat!

Q:  Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A:  Because demons are a ghosts best friend forever!

Q:  What do birds give out on Halloween?
A:  Tweets!

Q:  How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A:  With a orange pumpkin patch!

Q:  How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A:  He draws your blood  from your neck with a straw!

Q:  What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A:  Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside!

Q:  Why do witches need to wear name tags?
A:  So, they would know which witch is which!

Q:  What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A:  The Vampire State Building!

Q:  What do you do with a very green monster?
A:  Wait until it ripens!

Q:  What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A:  He was repossessed, again!

Q:  Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A:  He’s a real pain in the neck!

Q:  Why did the witches have to cancel their baseball game?
A:  Because they ran out of bats!

Halloween Jokes – Funny Halloween Jokes – Best Halloween Jokes

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful!
Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy!
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream Cheese
Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
A: It was fang-tastic!
Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
A: Because they can be pains in the neck!
Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?
A: You take away the w!
Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?
A: Spell-ing