Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?
Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat!
Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend forever!
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a orange pumpkin patch!
Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside!
Q: Why do witches need to wear name tags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which!
Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Q: What do you do with a very green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens!
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed, again!
Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He’s a real pain in the neck!
Q: Why did the witches have to cancel their baseball game?
A: Because they ran out of bats!