Funny Kamwali Bai Jokes, Read Kamwali Bai Jokes, Kamwali Bai Hindi Jokes
Facebook wali Kamwali Bai !!! Kamwali Bai Jokes
Madam: poore Useless bai !!! hai …Why didn’t you come last week ? And that too without informing me ???
Kamwali Bai: OO.. Myadam… I had updated my Facebook status as
“Will be out of town for week..”. Sayeb knows.
He even commented ” Come soon.. Miss u ..!!!!!!!
Funny Memsaab – Kamwali Bai Joke
Funny Kamwali Bai or Malkin ki Sareeya Jokes SMS
Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb “ap” samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
Kamwali Bai Joke : pagaar badha dijiye
Kamwali Bai:
“Mam Sahab meri pagaar badha dijiye…”
Lady: “kyu aisa kya karti ho tum?”
Kamwali: “3 cheez hain jo aap se behtar karti hu!
Pahli main aap se behtar press krti hu..”
Lady: “kaun bola?”
Kamwali: “Sahab bole!
Dusri main aapse badhiya khana banati hu!”
Lady: ” ye kaun bola?”
Kamwali: “ye bhi Sahab bole!
Aur teesri ye ki Main aapse jyada maze deti hu.”
Lady: (Gusse me) “ye bhi sahab ne bola kya?”
Kamwali: “Nahi, ye toh aapka driver bola.”
Lady: Bas Bas Pagaar kitni badhani hai..?”
Santa Aur Kaamwali Bai Hindi Joke
संता को heart-attack आते-आते बचा जब light चली गई और …
Kamwali Bai Vs Rawan
Very Very Funny Jokes in Hindi “Kamwali bai vs Rawan”
भिक्षुक – “माई भिक्षाम् देही”
औरत – ले लो महाराज…
भिक्षुक – माई, जरा यह द्वार पार करके बहार तो आओ…
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वह द्वार पार करके बाहर आती है…
भिक्षुक (औरत को पकड़ते हुए) – हा… हा… हा…
मैं भिक्षुक नहीं, रावण हूँ रावण…
औरत – हा… हा… हा…
तो मैं भी कोई सीता विता नई है, कामवाली बाई है…
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रावण – हा… हा.. हा..
सीता का अपहरण करके आज तक पछता रहा हूँ,
तुम्हें ले जाऊँगा तो मंदोदरी भी खुश हो जायेगी,
मुझे भी कामवाली बाई की ही जरूरत है…
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महिला – हा… हा… हा…
सीता को ढूंढते हुए सिर्फ राम आये थे…
मुझे ले जाओगे तो,
पुरा मोहल्ला ढूंढते हुए आयेगा…
Kamwali Bai
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI
HOW TO IMPRESS KAAMWALI BAI ???? .
HOW TO IMPRESS KAAMWALI
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had hoti hain yaar, tum log iss mei
bhi”INTRESTED” ho 
Sudher jao re
Kaamwali Bai Joke: Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: ” Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,
Main To Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gayi..
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Wife Shocked…. :
Kaamwali Bai
Santa: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai. Banta: Abey Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khdki Ke Shishe Saaf Krti Hai . ,
Jokes in hindi about kamwali bai
Pehle Reena Naam Ki Meri GF Thi
Or Ab Mummy Ne Reena Naam Ki Kamwali Rakhli