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Facebook wali Kamwali Bai !!! Kamwali Bai Jokes

Madam: poore Useless bai !!! hai …Why didn’t you come last week ? And that too without informing me ???
Kamwali Bai: OO.. Myadam… I had updated my Facebook status as
“Will be out of town for week..”. Sayeb knows.
He even commented ” Come soon.. Miss u ..!!!!!!!

Funny Kamwali Bai or Malkin ki Sareeya Jokes SMS

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb “ap” samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

Kamwali Bai Joke : pagaar badha dijiye

Kamwali Bai:
“Mam Sahab meri pagaar badha dijiye…”
Lady: “kyu aisa kya karti ho tum?”
Kamwali: “3 cheez hain jo aap se behtar karti hu!
Pahli main aap se behtar press krti hu..”
Lady: “kaun bola?”
Kamwali: “Sahab bole!
Dusri main aapse badhiya khana banati hu!”
Lady: ” ye kaun bola?”
Kamwali: “ye bhi Sahab bole!
Aur teesri ye ki Main aapse jyada maze deti hu.”
Lady: (Gusse me) “ye bhi sahab ne bola kya?”
Kamwali: “Nahi, ye toh aapka driver bola.”
Lady: Bas Bas Pagaar kitni badhani hai..?”

Santa Aur Kaamwali Bai Hindi Joke

संता को heart-attack आते-आते बचा जब light चली गई और …

कामवाली बाई ने कहा – “What the hell is this ? you don’t have inverter ???”

Kamwali Bai Vs Rawan

Very Very Funny Jokes in Hindi “Kamwali bai vs Rawan”

भिक्षुक – “माई भिक्षाम् देही”

औरत – ले लो महाराज…

भिक्षुक – माई, जरा यह द्वार पार करके बहार तो आओ…

वह द्वार पार करके बाहर आती है…

भिक्षुक (औरत को पकड़ते हुए) – हा… हा… हा…

मैं भिक्षुक नहीं, रावण हूँ रावण…

औरत – हा… हा… हा…

तो मैं भी कोई सीता विता नई है, कामवाली बाई है…

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रावण – हा… हा.. हा..

सीता का अपहरण करके आज तक पछता रहा हूँ,

तुम्हें ले जाऊँगा तो मंदोदरी भी खुश हो जायेगी,

मुझे भी कामवाली बाई की ही जरूरत है…

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महिला – हा… हा… हा…

सीता को ढूंढते हुए सिर्फ राम आये थे…

मुझे ले जाओगे तो,

पुरा मोहल्ला ढूंढते हुए आयेगा…

Kamwali Bai

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI

HOW TO IMPRESS KAAMWALI BAI ???? .

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had hoti hain yaar, tum log iss mei
bhi”INTRESTED” ho
Sudher jao re

Kaamwali Bai Joke: Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:”
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: ” Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,
Main To Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gayi..
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Wife Shocked…. :

Kaamwali Bai

Santa: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai. Banta: Abey Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khdki Ke Shishe Saaf Krti Hai . ,

Jokes in hindi about kamwali bai

Yaar Lagta Hai Ye Reena Naam Mera Picha Nahi Chodega..
Pehle Reena Naam Ki Meri GF Thi
Or Ab Mummy Ne Reena Naam Ki Kamwali Rakhli

Kamwali Bai Jokes, Kamwali Bai Hindi Jokes