Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai

Girl (in train) :- can I sit here ?

Boy :- it all your’s ………

Girl :- Can I take some water ?

Boy :- My pleasure …………

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ……..