Top 20 Husband Wife jokes in Hindi. Best jokes on Husband and Wife in Hindi.
Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha:
Madam, Coolie chahiye?
Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya:
Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!!
Wife: Ok.After 10 minutesHusband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
Patni: Tum kehna kya chahte ho, main kya moti ho gayi hoon?Pati: Koi baat nahin, Ichcha nahi hai to mat chalo.
Patni: Matlab main aalsi hoon?Pati: Arey tum gussa kyun kar rahi ho?
Patni: Matlab main hamesha jhagadti hoon!
Pati: arey maine aisa kab bola?
Patni: Matlab ki main jhoothi hoon!
Pati: achcha baba, Main nahin jaata hoon!
Patni: Main sab samajthi hoon, Darasal, tum le jana hi nahin chahte the…
Pati ne chup rehne mein bhalaayi samjhi aur phir so gaya!
Wife: Mere pair ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai.Operator: haste hue aur iske liye aap ambulance bulana chahati hain.
Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere pati ke liye hai, use hasna nahi chahiye tha naa..
2G network par download karna..aur 31.95 GB download
hone ke baad….
Aakhir mein error dikhnaa!!!
means…. Impossible!!!
Bhari Sardi mein Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghoor Raha Tha!Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare aur Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!Sab prabhu ki maya hai!
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hun!
to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti,
jitni main tumhare saath hoon!Husband:
Arrey pagli, Blood relation mein shaadiya kaha hoti hai?Wife trolled!
Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko“Abe Gadhe” aur
“Oye Gadhe” ya
“Sun Gadhe”nahi bolti
Isliye wo short me
“A.G. / O.G./ Suno G” Kehti hain..
Thodi der baad patni ne dekha ki wo kisi mahila se hans-hans kar baat kar raha hai..Patni ne paas aakar kaha: Main ghar pahunch kar, tumhari Garam paani ki sikaayi kar ke Iodex laga dungi!!
Pati: Par mujhe chot kaha lagi hai?
Patni: Abhi hum ghar bhi kaha pahunche hain? 
– Shakespeare“Apni biwi ki galatiyo par hansna aapki umra Ghata bhi sakta hai!”
– Shakespeare ki Biwi
A man came home late at night after a party.His Wife yelled:how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?
The man couldnt believe his luck, “That Would Be Great” he said.
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her!
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too !!
On Thursday his Swelling became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye……
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Biwi: Jo tum kaho…Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye thePati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO!
After 70 years, you still address your wife as Darling, Love, Honey!
Whats the secret?Old man:
Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago!
And i’m scared to ask, what it is?
Harr Biwi Ki DuaYa Khuda Mere shohar Ko
Tarakki De
Dolat de
Bangla De
Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye..
Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de
BAKi….
Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀
Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom KiBaat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti
Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?
Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…
Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha…