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Hyderabadi Jokes

Me : Apki pic send karo na ji 🙂
She : Kaiku kya karna hai??
Me : Chote Bacche ku daraake sulana hai
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They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad joke

They opened a starbucks in hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya hona.
Customer: latte ?
Waiter: Hau latoon. Ab kya hona bolo.

Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino
Waiter: Kaiku doosro ke cuppa Chinu, andar bahot cuppa hai

Customer: Mocca?
Waiter: Mauka sab Ku hona life me ek baar. Ab kya hona bolo.

Starbucks closed !

 

Hyderabadi Joke -itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

Hyderabadi Joke: Salim Feku ke Bawa

Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte….

Salim Feku : My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didnt do such nonsense stuff

 

Hyderabadi Joke: Hyderabadi customer goes to a bank to deposit cheque

Hyderabadi Customer:- Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai… Kab Tak Clear Karte…??

Banker:- 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.

Customer:- Dono Bankan toh Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku…

Banker:- Mian, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta,, Misaal ke Tor Pe, Agar Aap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhaathe… Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte…

Customer:- Aise khatarnak misal nako de re baba, mein samaj gaya.

 

Hyderabadi Joke: Son of a Hyderabadi family came home crying

क हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया.
मां : काईकू रोरा ?
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?
बेटा : मैं मुर्गी बोला उसकू
मां : अरे काईकू ऐसा बोला रे ?
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो ? हर पेपर में आंडा देरी मेरेकू

Hyderabadi Joke: Do gawonwaley Hyderabad dekhney ko aaye,

Do gawonwaley Hyderabad dekhney ko aaye, Abids ki hotel mein cofee peney gaye, waiter sey puchey bhai waiter ek coffee kitney ki hey,

Waiter: gharam coffee 3 rupye ki aur thandi coffee 5 rupye ki, ek

Gawonwala : bhai waiter 2 gharam coffee laao, waiter 2 gharam coffee laya,

ek gawonwala jaldee jaldee coffee zaban ku churkey lagney key baujood piliya, dusra ghawonwala bahut hi itmenan sey coffee piraha tha, phela ghawonwala dusrey ghawonwaley sey bola arey jaldi jaldi coffee pi bhai nai to coffee thandi hojayengi aur waiter 5 rupye linga.

 

Hyderabadi Joke: Hyderabadi Damad

Ek Hyderabadi damaad apne sasuraal Lucknow gaya…

Uske kaan pehle hi Lucknow ki tehzeeb aur tameez ke baare mein sun-sun kar pak gaye thy…

Tabhi saas aayi aur pucha “Shabbir Miyaan!!! Zara yeh bataane ki takleef farmaye, ki aaj dastarkhaan ke vaste kya baigan sharif pakaa lu, yaa aap hazrat aalu nosh farmayenge, yaa fir bhindi mohtarma par nigaahe shauk dena pasand karenge ???

Hyderabadi damaad bola, ‘ Ammi-jaan mai toh gunehgaar napaak banda hu… Aisi paakeza cheezon ke kaabil huich nai… Aap koi begairat sa murga Jis k saath chichori khatti dal hi paka lo mere liye.

 

Hyderabadi Joke: Pani kay jawar ka naam

Teacher: Ismail Tell me one animal that lives in water?

Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri inay?

Jahangir: Pani kay jawar ka naam bolo katay

Ismail Bhai : Fisha rhaitay madam

Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water

Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad inay?

Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai

Ismail Bhai : fish ki ammi, abba, akka, anna… sauntelay baya bahena b rehtay yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri