Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes

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Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Meri Shirt Press Kar Do

Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes

Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…

Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes : Aaj Ke Zamaane Ki Sabse Badi Problem

 

Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha:

Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar

aur

Bachche bigad jaaye,
To mobile jimmedaar!


 

 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: I Am Rajnikant Calling!

Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling :-)

Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?

Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?

Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Cheenti In An Auto

Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..

Driver: Madam per andar kar lo

Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..

Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!! 😀


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Tum Kaise Paida Hue?.

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nisar!

Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?

Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….

Hahaha 😀


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Wahh Re Prabhu Teri Leela

Wahh Prabhu.. kya leela hai teri!!

Cockroach chuhe se darta hai…

Chuha billi se…

Billi kutte se…

Kutta aadmi se…

Aadmi biwi se…

aur biwi?

Biwi darti hai cockroach se!!! 😀 😛


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Punjabi Munda And Kudi

Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…

Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa


 

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Jeebh Par Lagaya Kumkum Chawal

Ek Aurat apni jeebh par Kumkum Chawal laga rahi thi..

Pati: Yeh kya kar rahi ho?

Patni: Aaj Dashahra Hai, Sashstra Poojan Kar rahi hoon!!

😉 😀

 

Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes: Wife: Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’

😉 😀