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  1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  2. A party without cake is just a meeting.
  3. almness……. Is the nickname of beauty.
  4. Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
  5. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
  6. Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
  7. Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
  8. forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
  9. formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
  10. Good morning…let the stress begin
  11. How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
  12. I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
  13. I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
  14. I got less but i got best!
  15. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
  16. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
  17. I’d far rather be happy than right.
  18. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
  19. It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
  20. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
  21. It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
  22. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
  23. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  24. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
  25. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
  26. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.  More whatsapp quotes)
  27. My life can be measured in hours
  28. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
  29. Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.
  30. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  31. People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
  32. Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
  33. The 3’C of life: Choices, Chances, Changes.
  34. The road to success is always under construction.
  35. Virginity can be cured.
  36. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  37. What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
  38. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
  39. You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.