Saas Bahu Jokes, Best Saas Bahu Hindi jokes

Saas Bahu Jokes, Best Saas Bahu Hindi jokes

 Saas Bahu Ki Tu Tu Mein Mein

Saas Bahu se : Uthh jaa kambakht… Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aay hai.

Bahu : Hey.. Relax mom.. Woh sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hai..

 


Saas Bahu Jokes :Saas and bahu arguments

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?


 

Kyon ke saas bhe kabhi bahu thee

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup rahi.

Why?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.


 

Saas Bahu Jokes :Mere dil mae aaj kya hai

Bahu: Mere dil mae aaj kya hai… Tu kahe tou meh bata doon Teri jhotti mae nhuaa doon Teri poli mae buhaa roon Tera seet, or nooni ghee bhi Tu kahe tou mae sambhaloon!

Saas: Tujhe kya suna oon bahu meri Tere saamne mera haal hae Meri bhains tujhe pukaarey Meri bachhiya kyun jugaaley Mere jawaar bajre ke khet bhi Tere dhaatey ki rah gujaren Tera bitoda tujhko bulaae Teri bilowany bhi gungunaae Yo gandasa keh raha hae


 

Saas Bahu Jokes :Saas Bahu ka payar

Ek ghar me saas-bahu bahot pyar se rehte the.. Ek baar ghar me ek guest aya..

bahu ne saas ko uss guest se baat karte suna.. saas keh rhi thi ‘Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti hai

aur bahu namak ki tarah’.. ye sun kar bahu ko bahot bura laga.. wo udas rehne lagi.. jab saas ko

is baat ka pata chala to bahu se kaaran puchha.. bahu ne kaaran bataya. Tab saas ne hans kar kaha

‘uss baat ka matlab he.. beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h jo har haal me mithi lagti h… jabki bahu namak ki tarah hoti h jiska karz nhi