Whatsapp jokes english Wife was busy in packing her clothes. Husband – Where are you going ? Wife – I’m moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing his clothes. Wife – Now where are you going ? Husband – I’m also moving to my mother. Wife – And what about the kids ? Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked. 😀 😛
Enjoy few sort hidni jokes with english words MOKKA IN ENGLISH 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 What do you call a bee that comes from America? USB No claps please!😄😄 😆😆😆🤗🤗🤗😆😆😆😆😆 What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? Jaswanti 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 One More ☝😁 Why don't people clap in Afghanistan? Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Acha ek or ☝😁 How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water? Diplomacy!😀😀 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 Ye wala last ☝😁 How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? Vocabulary!😜😁 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ye wala ek dum last☝ Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth? Umar Gul.. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 😝😝 Bonus One What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop. Simple its - MOTIVATING. 😜😝😛😀😂
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."
2017 English Whatsapp Jokes , Funny WhatsApp Jokes in English, best collection of WhatsApp Jokes in English, English Whatsapp #Jokes Funny English Joke: The Ugliest Baby A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.” Funny English Joke: Before the problems start! A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" Funny English Joke: Twins A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.” Couple in a Restaurant - English Joke Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant… As the food was served, Husband said: “The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.” Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home. Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook. Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons." Accidents outside work place Employee: Boss, I’ve got married. Can I get a pay rise? Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place. English Joke: Wife Wanted A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ————————- Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. ————————- A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.” ————————- My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?” ————————- The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’ ————————- A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!” ————————- Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. ————————- Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please! ————————- Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. ————————- Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot. English Whatsapp Jokes , Funny WhatsApp Jokes in English, best collection of WhatsApp Jokes in English “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st message.” Husband sent a text to wife at night, “Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car” She text back, “Omg really?” Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.” A man is in a hotel lobby - English Joke A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies,…