पड़ोसी की खिड़की Neighbor Love and Romance Joke in Hindi

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प्रीतो – आप भी ऐसा नहीं कर सकते क्या ?

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Funny Jokes : Santa Banta joke

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa:I want to surprise my girlfriend?
Banta :Do one thing !  Introduce her to your wife. 

Joke :Santa banta joke

Banta: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence..!!
Santa: It's A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & 
       Ends Wid Left Hand......    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa : Jab me peta hua toh miltary walo ne 
        20 top chalai thi.
Banta:  Kamaal hai ! sari ka nichana chook gya?    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa to shopkeeper: Dettol soap hai kya .
Shopkeeper (with finger inside nose ) : haan ji.
Santa : Toh Hath doh kar 250 gm chini dena .    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa and banta were watching cirket 
Santa :kya goal mara hai
Banta : Abe ullu "goal " to cirket me hota hai.    

Joke :Santa banta joke

santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay.
itni lassi tera baap piyega    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha
Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa pyar se bola-
Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do...    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Govt announced: Jinke 5 bacche hain, unhe 
1 ghar denge.
Santa ke 3 the aur apne Wife se bola: Padosan 
ke 2 bhi mere hi hain....unko le aao par Apne 
3 kahan gaye?
Wife: Jinke the wo le gaye.    

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa:Banta aaj meri Girl friend ka birthday hai. 
      Use kya du..?
Banta:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Banta:Mera mobile number de de!    

Joke :Santa banta joke

 Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master 
       ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. 

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one 
he asked: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear 
       nahin chahiye. 

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa's Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa : Yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
Banta :yeah mera door ka bhai hai
Santa :door ka mein samjha nahin
Banta :Iske aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa :'Doctor ' mujhe har chez do dikhai deti hai
Doctor Aap charo ko yehi problem hai kya!  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa: Whose skeleton is that?
Banta: An old king's skeleton.
Santa: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Banta: That was same king's skeleton when he was 
       a child."  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Teacher: Where were you born?
Santa : India
Teacher :which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar 
       aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
Son  : kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check 
       kar kay laya hoooon  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Doctor : Your kidney has failed .
Satna : With low voice by how many number  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Teacher :which is the first silent hindi movie.
Santa : 'sir' if the movie was silent how 
         it can be 'hindi ' movie.
first time santa rocks teacher shocks.  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. 
       tab main so rahaa tha?  

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor 
       se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha  

Joke :Santa banta joke

 

Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon. Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na. Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara 
       jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi 
       ka beta hai


Joke :Santabanta joke



Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu

Joke :Santabanta joke


Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..


Joke :Santabanta joke

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun……….

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate

 

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Joke :Santa banta joke

Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Joke :Santabanta joke

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

 

Joke :Santa banta joke

 

Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine “PAKDNE” kyo nhi deta..

Joke :Santabanta joke

 

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Joke :Santabanta joke

Sardar: Yaar ye “SENT MESSAGE” Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab “Khushbu Wala Message..

Joke :Santabanta joke

Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara “saando” k sath Ghoom Rahi hai

 

Joke :Santabanta joke

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Joke :Santabanta joke

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Joke :Santabanta joke

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Joke :Santa banta joke

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Joke :Santabanta joke

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.