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Children And Kids Funny Jokes Funny and humorous jokes for Kids and Children. Read best of animal jokes, holiday jokes, Internet jokes, scary jokes , Kids jokes for children of all ages A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !! PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17. - _ _ _ _ _ _ The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO. Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital. Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.” Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy. The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.” Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha: Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta? Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon. Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai? Baccha: Ab bhago! Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye. Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, â€œHey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!â€ Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Child: Kutch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai. Second lady: Beta bolke dikha. Funny Kid: english english english english english... Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea? Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho? Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.