Funny Doctor Joke – Hansane Wala funny Mareez

डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ?

मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं ।

डॉक्टर – OK…Promise…

मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी ।

डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी ।

मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था ।

डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry…
अब तकलीफ बताओ ।

मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है ।

डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले…
तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…

 

Doctor patient hindi jokes – माचिस की तीली

Doctor patient hindi jokes

डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ?

मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं ।

डॉक्टर – OK…Promise…

मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी ।

डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी ।

मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था ।

डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry…
अब तकलीफ बताओ ।

मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है ।

डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले…
तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…
😂😂😂😆😆😆

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.

After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : ‘What is the problem?’
Patient : ‘I am 2400 kms. from home.’

 

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai.
DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge.

 

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .

सलीम भाई की एक टांग नीली हो गयी – Joke

सलीम भाई की एक टांग नीली हो गयी..
हकीम:—-शायद जहर फ़ैल गया है टांग काटनी पड़ेगी…

कुछ दिन बाद दूसरी भी नीली पड़ गयी…
हाकिम:—इस टांग में भी जहर फ़ैल रहा है ये भी काटनी पड़ेगी…

हाकिम ने दोनों टांगे काट दी और आर्टिफिसियल टांग लगा दी..

कुछ दिन बाद आर्टिफिसियल टांग भी नीली पड़ गयी..

हाकिम :—-अब तुम्हारी बीमारी समझ में आइ मियां..

तुम्हारी लुंगी कलर छोड़ती है ।

Funny jokes: Doctors and Patients Jokes

Read Funny Doctors and Patients Jokes

Here you will find Doctor patient jokes those will make you laugh.

Funny Conversations Between Doctor and Patient

Doctor: You are in very critical condition. you are dying and you don’t have much time.
Patient: OMG, that’s terrible. How long have I got?
Doctor: 10
Patient: 10 what? days, weeks, months or years?
Doctor: 10…9…8…7…6….
Patient: !!!!!!

Wife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping..!
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times..!


 

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : ‘What is the problem?’
Patient : ‘I am 2400 kms. from home.’
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Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.
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PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai.
DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge.
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HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .
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Patient: Doctor, aapko yakeen hai ki mujhe Nimonia (pneumonia) hai, kyunki picchle dino ek doctor mere friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid se mar gaya…
Doctor: Haan! Mujhe pura yaqeen hai ki tu nimonia se hi marega…
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Patient: Doctor Sahab, main jab baat karta hu toh mujhe sirf awaaz sunaai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: Aisa kab hota hai?
Patient: Phone karte waqt…
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!
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Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back….
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back….
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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.
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Sharabi to Doctor: Kya aap meri sharab chhudva sakte ho?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharabi: To police headquaters me meri 4 bottle padi hai. Please chhudwa do.
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Doctor interviewing a Nurse: What would U do in the case of a person who has eaten poisonous roots?
Nurse: Recommend a change of diet…..
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Patient: Doctor! Mujhe aisi dava dijiye ki marne ke baad main fir se zinda ho jaau….
Doctor: Ye Tel. No. lo. Ye Ekta Kapoor ka no. hai, is pe contact karo….
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Patient: Doctor Saahab! Main Khud Ko Bhagwan Samajhne Laga Hu….
Doctor: Ye Problem Tumhe Kab Se Hai…?
Patient: Jab Se Maine Ye Duniya Banayi Hai….
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Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday.
Patient: It is impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home…..
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Patient: I keep feeling like a Dog.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since l was a puppy.
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Doctor: You are Very Sick.
Patient: Can I get a Second Opinion?
Doctor: Yes, Of course! You are very Ugly too…..
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Nurse : “Wake up man!”
Patient : “Why, what’s the matter?”
Nurse : “Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills….”
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Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me, I’m a Gentleman.
Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman….
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