डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ? मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं । डॉक्टर – OK…Promise… मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी । डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी । मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था । डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry… अब तकलीफ बताओ । मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है । डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले… तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…
Doctor patient hindi jokes डॉक्टर - आपको क्या बिमारी है ? मरीज़ - पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं । डॉक्टर - OK...Promise... मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी । डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी । मरीज़ - आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था । डॉक्टर - अच्छा Sorry... अब तकलीफ बताओ । मरीज़ - डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है । डॉक्टर - हाहाहाहा... भाग साले... तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है... 😂😂😂😆😆😆
Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.' Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai. DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge. Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .
Doctor Patient Jokes - some bad news and some very bad news Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday". Doctor Patient Jokes - A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work
Doctor Patient Jokes : Doctor - wherever I touch, it hurts A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"