Funny Doctor Joke – Hansane Wala funny Mareez

डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ?

मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं ।

डॉक्टर – OK…Promise…

मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी ।

डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी ।

मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था ।

डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry…
अब तकलीफ बताओ ।

मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है ।

डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले…
तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…

 

Doctor patient hindi jokes – माचिस की तीली

Doctor patient hindi jokes

डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ?

मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं ।

डॉक्टर – OK…Promise…

मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी ।

डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी ।

मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था ।

डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry…
अब तकलीफ बताओ ।

मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है ।

डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले…
तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है…
😂😂😂😆😆😆

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.

After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : ‘What is the problem?’
Patient : ‘I am 2400 kms. from home.’

 

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai.
DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge.

 

Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes 

HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .

Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor Patient Jokes – some bad news and some very bad news

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
Patient: “24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday”.

 

Doctor Patient Jokes – A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing

 

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”
The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”
The manager says: “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife – you can go to the office and do some work

Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor Patient Jokes : Doctor – wherever I touch, it hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”