Discover the Best Funny friendship one liners Short jokes Check the best funny one liners – short funny sayings which you may use in your stand ups show, talking with friends, parties, informal public speeches. The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone". Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure. Friends come and go. Enemies pile up. You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them. My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum. I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups. Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you. A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones. I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it. It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see. Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server. ‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’ I found out about you from my last nightmare. Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business? I like the sound of you not talking. Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me. I don‘t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you. I found your nose in my business again. Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name. Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you. If you can’t get someone out of your head then maybe they’re supposed TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically. Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera. One Line Friendship Status for Whatsapp Here are some best lines about True friendship and friends. Friendship the strong relation between two friends. It is the relation which destiny decides you to meet each other. A true friend will surely find a reason to love you even when you have done something that you cannot mend….! Don’t count how many new friends you can make. Count how many old friends you can keep. The most important part about reaching the highest point in friendship.. isn’t getting to the top, it’s staying there. It’s not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year…but an achievement is when you make a friend for 100 years…!!! Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day…It’s a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.!!! Being a friend is not just sharing a joke..a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself…!!! Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born…!!! There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing that’s rare and true… That’s the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend I have in you…!!!! A true friend is the one who knows more about you than yourself and still loves you…!!!! FRiEND in different languages… Iranian – DOST German – FREUND Herbew – CHAVERO French- AMi Pinoy – KAiBiGAN Dutch – VREND Mexican – AMiGO For me.. just simply “YOU” Friendship is not the collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts All friends are not true But true friends are very few which include YOU. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them Another month, another year. . Another smile, another tear. . Another winter and another summer too But there can never be another you. A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship. Friendship Day Messages This Friendship Day honour your friends and let them know how special they are to you with a cute and heartfelt Friendship Day Message. If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see? It's U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u. FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!! I thank and praise god for every memory of yours You are stalwart and sunshine in the valley of life May god continues to strengthen you with might May He lights your path in every alley or night And bless you with grace that is never ceasing. Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you, But, it doesn't mean that I forget you, I just giving you time to miss me!