Very Funny Kid Joke in Hindi

पति: अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप कराओ इसे।

पत्नी (गुस्से में):
मैं काम करू या बच्चे संभालू,
मैं इसे दहेज़ में नहीं लायी थी, खुद ही चुप करा लो।

पति : फिर रोने दे…
मैं कौनसा इसे बारात में लेकर गया था..:)

Class ke funny students – Joke

एक क्लास में एक लड़की को सब बुआ-बुआ कहते थे…..✔

एक दिन इस की शिकायत ऊसने अपने टीचर से कर दी……

टीचर ने सब लडको से पूछा ….

जो लड़के इस को बुआ कहते है वो सभी खडे हो जाए…….

एक लड़के को छोड के सभी खडे हो गये…..

टीचर ने पुछा……क्या तुम इस को बुआ नहीं कहते हो …

लड़का बोला…… सर मु तो फूफाजी हूँ……..

 

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

Funny Kids Joke – A child asked his father

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and

she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

शरारती बच्चा- शादी की डेट और मेरी बर्थ-डे डेट में सिर्फ 5 महीने का फर्क है…

एक शरारती बच्चा…

बच्चा: पापा, आपकी लव मैरिज है ना…

पापा: हां, पर तुम्हें कैसे पता…

बच्चा: क्योंकि आपकी
शादी की डेट और मेरी बर्थ-डे डेट में सिर्फ 5 महीने का फर्क है…
दे थप्पड़  दे थप्पड़ दे  थप्पड़ ….. 👋👋👋👋👋

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Make your kids laugh with these silly kids jokes, goofy puns, and other funny jokes for kids.s
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Kids – Funny kids joke
In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!

 

Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart…

 

Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?Mummy : Because he speak only truth…

Child : Now I understand why ladies have long hair…

 

Bollywood songs for kids…

 

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

 

Whom u like more mumma or papa? – Funny kids Joke
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?Kid- Both

Papa- No tell me one?

Kid- Both

Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?

Kid- Paris

Papa- It means you like ur mother more?

Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America

Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Why will u go?

Kid- America

Papa- why?

Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa

Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!

 

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! – Kids Funny Joke

Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?Papa: Beta nadi se..

Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..

Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…

 

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!!

 

Don’t act over smart with kids – Funny kids Joke
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Man: I don’t know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?

 

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diyaLadki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!

Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?

Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?Doctor: Nahin

Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!

Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…

Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di )

 

Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .