Hyderabadi KBC jokes

Hyderabadi Joke 😝अब्दुल हैदराबादी..

अम्मी मैं KBC से बोल रिया हूँ।

अब्बा का नाम क्या रे?

आप्शन है….

सलमान, सुलेमान, सलीम, रहमान

अम्मी– सवाल कित्ते का रे?

अब्दुल– 5000

अम्मी– quit करके घर कु आजा।

5000 के वास्ते मुहल्ले में झगड़ा

नक्को।

😁😝😝😜😜😜

Hyderabadi Funny Jokes -Cheque Deposit Karna Hai

Hyderabadi Jokes, Hyderabadi Funny Jokes

Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte.

Banker : 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.

Customer : Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku.

Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte.

Customer : Aise khartarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main

Hyderabadi hindi joke

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

Hyderabadi Joke : Mom Kaiku rora re

Hyderabadi Jokes : Mom: Kaiku rora re Joke

Mom: Kaiku rora re?

Son: Teacher maari merku Mom: Kaiku

Mom: Kaiku maari chudel tero ko

Son:Mai usku MURGI bola Mon:

Mon: Kaiku Bola Murgi

Son: Kaiku boleto, har exam mein ANDA deri merku.

 

Funny Hyderabadi Joke  

Funny Hyderabadi Joke

Baigan hai with RJ OMER|| Hyderabadi Radio Haldi

 

Hyderabadi Jokes

Ek sahib kisi dawat mein bey thasha ka rahey the.

Inkey brabar betey huwey aadmi sey zabt na hosaka.

Is ney kaha: Janab khaney key darmiyan paani bhi pi liya kartey hein.

Theek hey jab darmiyan aayega paani bhi pilengey, unhno ney itmenan sey jawab diya.

 

Hyderabadi Jokes – Do gawonwaley Hyderabad dekhney ko aaye

Do gawonwaley Hyderabad dekhney ko aaye, Abids ki hotel mein cofee peney gaye,

waiter sey puchey bhai waiter ek coffee kitney ki hey, waiter bola gharam coffee 3

rupye ki aur thandi coffee 5 rupye ki, ek gawonwala bola bhai waiter 2 gharam coffee laao,

waiter 2 gharam coffee laya, ek gawonwala jaldee jaldee coffee zaban ku churkey lagney key

baujood piliya, dusra ghawonwala bahut hi itmenan sey coffee piraha tha, phela ghawonwala dusrey

ghawonwaley sey bola arey jaldi jaldi coffee pi bhai nai to coffee thandi hojayengi aur waiter 5 rupye linga.