Indian Father and Son School Joke

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पापा, मुझे स्कूल छोड़ने आप क्यों आते हो?

बाकी सब बच्चों को छोड़ने तो उनकी मम्मी आती हैं!!!

पापा: बस बेटा,

इसीलिए…

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स्कूल का निरीक्षण चल रहा था।

निरीक्षक लड़कों से- ‘सावधान’।

कोई हिला तक नहीं।

निरीक्षक- ‘विश्राम’।

सब वैसे ही खड़े रहे।

निरीक्षक-(हेड मास्टर से)
क्या है ये.. इनको इतना भी नहीं आता।

हेडमास्टर- ऐसा नहीं है सर, मैं करवाता हूँ।

हेड मास्टर- ‘सूधा ……सट्ट ।
सब सावधान हो गए।

हेड मास्टर : ‘ढिलो …..धस्स ।
सब विश्राम हो गए।

हेड मास्टर( निरीक्षक से) –
यो राजस्थान छ भाया। तोहार दिल्ली नाही।

निरीक्षक बेहोश। 😀

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policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

 

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

 

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

Funny Kids Joke – A child asked his father

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and

she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

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Student Teacher Jokes Jokes : Ghor Kalyug, Who Was Akbar?

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:-
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Heer -Ranjha,
Soni- Mahival,
Romeo-Juliet

But Only
Akbar – Birbal !

Teacher fainted!!

 

Student Teacher Jokes

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!

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policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”


During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.


Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.


Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer:
 Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” 

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.

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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”


Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”


Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!


Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english…


Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

 

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Make your kids laugh with these silly kids jokes, goofy puns, and other funny jokes for kids.s
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Kids – Funny kids joke
In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!

 

Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart…

 

Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?Mummy : Because he speak only truth…

Child : Now I understand why ladies have long hair…

 

Bollywood songs for kids…

 

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

 

Whom u like more mumma or papa? – Funny kids Joke
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?Kid- Both

Papa- No tell me one?

Kid- Both

Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?

Kid- Paris

Papa- It means you like ur mother more?

Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America

Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Why will u go?

Kid- America

Papa- why?

Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa

Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!

 

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! – Kids Funny Joke

Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?Papa: Beta nadi se..

Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..

Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…

 

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!!

 

Don’t act over smart with kids – Funny kids Joke
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Man: I don’t know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?

 

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diyaLadki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!

Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?

Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?Doctor: Nahin

Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!

Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…

Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di )

 

Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .