Funny Rajasthani School Joke, Rajasthani School Joke, Funny Rajasthani Joke
स्कूल का निरीक्षण चल रहा था।
निरीक्षक लड़कों से- ‘सावधान’।
कोई हिला तक नहीं।
सब वैसे ही खड़े रहे।
निरीक्षक-(हेड मास्टर से)
क्या है ये.. इनको इतना भी नहीं आता।
हेडमास्टर- ऐसा नहीं है सर, मैं करवाता हूँ।
हेड मास्टर- ‘सूधा ……सट्ट ।
सब सावधान हो गए।
हेड मास्टर : ‘ढिलो …..धस्स ।
सब विश्राम हो गए।
हेड मास्टर( निरीक्षक से) –
यो राजस्थान छ भाया। तोहार दिल्ली नाही।
Here are some best kids jokes –Funny Kids Jokes
||A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
||A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Funny Kids Joke – A child asked his father
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Student Teacher Jokes Jokes : Ghor Kalyug, Who Was Akbar?
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Akbar – Birbal !
Student Teacher Jokes
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
Funny hindi Jokes for Kids, Best Jokes for Kids, Funny Kid Jokes in Hindi
Make your kids laugh with these silly kids jokes, goofy puns, and other funny jokes for kids.s
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Kids – Funny kids joke
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart…
Don’t be over smart with kids – Kids funny joke
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understand why ladies have long hair…
Bollywood songs for kids…
School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…
Whom u like more mumma or papa? – Funny kids Joke
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Papa- It means you like ur mother more?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Why will u go?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! – Kids Funny Joke
Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?Papa: Beta nadi se..
Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..
Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!!
Don’t act over smart with kids – Funny kids Joke
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Man: I don’t know.
Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?
Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diyaLadki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!
Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?
Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?Doctor: Nahin
Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!
Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…
Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di )
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .