An easy way to get your little comedian started at home is by telling simple jokes. Let them discover jokes that resonate with them and have them practice their storytelling skills on you and other family members. To get them started, we’ve collected some of the best funny jokes for kids. Knock-Knock Fuuny Jokes for Kids Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Justin. Person 2: Justin who? Person 1: Justin time for dinner! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Lettuce. Person 2: Lettuce who? Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Wooden shoe. Person 2: Wooden shoe who? Person 1: Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Atch. Person 2: Atch who? Person 1: Bless you! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Interrupting pirate. Person 2: Interrup... Person 1: ARRRRRRR! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Boo. Person 2: Boo who? Person 1: Don't cry, it's just me! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Cow says. Person 2: Cow says who? Person 1: No, silly! A cow says "Mooooo!" Jokes about ghouls, ghosts and other gross stuff Q: Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A: Because it was his doody. Q: How do you get a tissue to dance? A: You put a little boogie into it. Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed! Q: Who did the zombie take to the prom? A: His ghoul-friend! Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks? A: Prank-enstein! Q: Why did the ghost blow his nose? A: Because it was full of booo-gers! Jokes about animals Q: What does a spider’s bride wear? A: A webbing dress. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: The mooooo-vies! Q: What did one firefly say to the other? A: You glow, girl! Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A: A stega-snore-us. Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because she was a little hoarse. Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee. Q: Where does the chicken like to eat? A: At a rooster-ant! Jokes about food Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: At sundae school. Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a water-melon. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: It was feeling crumb-y. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: He was peeling really bad. Q: Where do hamburgers go dancing? A: They go to the meatball. Jokes about nature Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone! Q: What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? A: You have to planet. Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it’s full! Jokes about people Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game? A: He'd heard that someone had stolen a base! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear? A: Sneak-ers. Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a curtain? A: Kurt and Rod! Jokes about school Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: What's a snake's favorite subject? A: History. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? A: Time to run! Q: Why did the dog do so well in school? A: Because he was the teacher’s pet! Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class? A: Because he kept telling yolks! Jokes about objects Q: What did one penny say to another penny? A: We make cents. Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: It was holding up some pants! Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: It had a virus. Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tube-a toothpaste. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Easy riddles for kids Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days. Q: What animal can you always find at a baseball game? A: A bat! Q: What can you catch, but never throw? A: A cold! Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? A: The “C”! Q: What gets wet while it’s drying? A: A towel! Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Hilarious Jokes for Your Kids 1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore! 2. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip! 3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. 4. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. 5. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite! 7. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! 8. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking. 10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
Here are some best kids jokes -Funny Kids Jokes A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher." Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha: Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta? Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon. Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai? Baccha: Ab bhago!
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