Enjoy few sort hidni jokes with english words MOKKA IN ENGLISH 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 What do you call a bee that comes from America? USB No claps please!😄😄 😆😆😆🤗🤗🤗😆😆😆😆😆 What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? Jaswanti 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 One More ☝😁 Why don't people clap in Afghanistan? Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Acha ek or ☝😁 How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water? Diplomacy!😀😀 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 Ye wala last ☝😁 How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? Vocabulary!😜😁 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ye wala ek dum last☝ Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth? Umar Gul.. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 😝😝 Bonus One What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop. Simple its - MOTIVATING. 😜😝😛😀😂
Beer, Wine and Alcohol Jokes Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of Heineken instead of one. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a bottle of wine? A: The older a bottle of wine is, the more you have to pay for it Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand! Q: Why was Tequila invented? A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex! Q: You know what's fun about being sober? A: Nothing Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit! Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Johnny Walker? A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Johnny Walker. Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast? A: Because it does not have to stop to change color. Q: Why are Men like coolers? A: Load them with Budweiser, and you can take them anywhere! Unlike milk, it's okay to cry over spilled wine! Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing, he just let out a little wine. Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? A: Four guys drinking Coors Light and watching a football game! My girlfriend is a wine connoisseur. If it's not one thing she's whining about, it's something else. Q: What does a shot of Tequila and a woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense! Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? A. So the Irish would never rule the world!