Funny Nepali Joke

मेरा नेपाली नौकर कल मेरे पास आया और बोला शाबजी-
“सीरीया का बाशाह मर गया .!!”

मैं बड़ा खुश हुआ चलो ISIS ka खात्मा हुआ …..

मैंने टीवी चैनल देखा ….
किसी न्यूज़ में ऐसी कोई खबर नहीं था
एक घंटे बाद मैं अपने बगीचे में गया
और …..
वहा मुझे पता चला कि वो कह रहा था कि ….
“चिडिया का बच्चा मर गया”!

 

Short funny Hindi jokes with English words

Enjoy few sort hidni  jokes with english words

MOKKA IN ENGLISH
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What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

No claps please!😄😄
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What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti
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One More 😁

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of ‘Tali-ban’!😀
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Acha ek or ☝😁

How do you ask your ‘Maasi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!😀😀
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Ye wala last ☝😁

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?

Vocabulary!😜😁
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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..
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😝😝 Bonus One

What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.

Simple its – MOTIVATING.
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Husband to Wife – Your eye sight’s damn near perfect

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror…

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!! Student Joke

  • Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:Mix Chilly Powder with  Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!  And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL:

Don’t Play with Students.. !!

They can do any thing for 15 Marks..

Best Funny friendship one liners Short jokes

Discover the Best Funny friendship one liners Short jokes Check the best funny one liners – short funny sayings which you may use in your stand ups show, talking with friends, parties, informal public speeches.

    1. The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.
    2. Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
    3. Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.
    4. You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.
    5. My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
    6. I’m having an introvert party and you’re all not invited.There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups.
    7. Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes
    8. I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
    9. A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.
    10. I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it.
    11. It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
    12. Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.
    13. ‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’
    14. I found out about you from my last nightmare.
    15. Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
    16. I like the sound of you not talking.
    17. Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe
    18. I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.
    19. I don‘t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.
    20. I found your nose in my business again.
    21. Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.
    22. Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.
    23. If you can’t get someone out of your head then maybe they’re supposed
    24. TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
    25. Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.

     

    One Line Friendship Status for Whatsapp

     

    Here are some best lines about True friendship and friends. Friendship the strong relation between two friends. It is the relation which destiny decides you to meet each other.

     

    1. A true friend will surely find a reason to love you even when you have done something that you cannot mend….!
    1. Don’t count how many new friends you can make. Count how many old friends you can keep.
    2. The most important part about reaching the highest point in friendship.. isn’t getting to the top, it’s staying there.
    3. It’s not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year…but an achievement is when you make a friend for 100 years…!!!
    4. Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day…It’s a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.!!!
    5. Being a friend is not just sharing a joke..a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself…!!!
    6. Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born…!!!
    7. There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing that’s rare and true… That’s the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend I have in you…!!!!
    8. A true friend is the one who knows more about you than yourself and still loves you…!!!!
    9. FRiEND in different languages… Iranian – DOST German – FREUND Herbew – CHAVERO French- AMi Pinoy – KAiBiGAN Dutch – VREND Mexican – AMiGO For me.. just simply “YOU”
    10. Friendship is not the collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts All friends are not true But true friends are very few which include YOU.
    11. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them
    12. Another month, another year. . Another smile, another tear. . Another winter and another summer too But there can never be another you.
    13. A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

     

    Friendship Day Messages

    This Friendship Day honour your friends and let them know how special they are to you with a cute and heartfelt Friendship Day Message.
    If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see? It’s U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u.

    FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive,
    Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
    Not what U see but how U feel,
    and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
    HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!

    If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

    I thank and praise god for every memory of yours
    You are stalwart and sunshine in the valley of life
    May god continues to strengthen you with might
    May He lights your path in every alley or night
    And bless you with grace that is never ceasing.

     

    Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
    Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
    Sometimes, my message doesn’t reach you,
    But, it doesn’t mean that I forget you,
    I just giving you time to miss me!