Funny Rajasthani School Joke

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स्कूल का निरीक्षण चल रहा था।

निरीक्षक लड़कों से- ‘सावधान’।

कोई हिला तक नहीं।

निरीक्षक- ‘विश्राम’।

सब वैसे ही खड़े रहे।

निरीक्षक-(हेड मास्टर से)
क्या है ये.. इनको इतना भी नहीं आता।

हेडमास्टर- ऐसा नहीं है सर, मैं करवाता हूँ।

हेड मास्टर- ‘सूधा ……सट्ट ।
सब सावधान हो गए।

हेड मास्टर : ‘ढिलो …..धस्स ।
सब विश्राम हो गए।

हेड मास्टर( निरीक्षक से) –
यो राजस्थान छ भाया। तोहार दिल्ली नाही।

निरीक्षक बेहोश। 😀

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Students Funny SMS Jokes – Student Jokes : Read selected sms jokes about Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and exam wishes and greetings sms messages for students in Hindi and English.

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Teacher: Tum Dair se School Q Aye??

Student: Miss, Raasty me Board laga Huwa tha
Jis per Likha Tha,
,
,
,
,
” Aahista Chalen, Aagy School Hai”..

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula of Water??

Pathan: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: What Are U Talking About??

Pathan: Yesterday U Said H to O

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals Rule??

Student: Sir I Am not sure,
But I Think From Page 15 to 26…:-)

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

School me Ek Fail Student k Papa
Class Teacher se:

“Madam, Thora Aap Tight Raho,
Thora Me Zor lagata hun,
Ummeed Hai,
Is Saal Bacha Nikal Hi Jaye Ga

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Teacher: “Loffer” Aur “Offer” me Kiya Farq hai??

Student: Simple madam,
Larka “I Love U” Bole to Loffer,
Aur,
Larki “I Love U” Bole to Offer..:-)

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Ek Admi Teacher se: Aap In Bachon Se Mere Karobar k liye Dua Kerwa Den?
.
.
Teacher: Agar In ki Dua Qubool Hoti to
Aaj Me Kisi Qabrustan me Dafan hota..:)

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

BACHON KI MASUMIYAT..
Pappu And Bablu.

Bablu Teacher se: Miss Bus MALE hai ya FEMALE?
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(Teacher Sochny Lagi)
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Pappu: Miss, Its Female.
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Bablu: Wo Kese?
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Pappu: QK Sab log Us per Charhty hen.
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(Teacher Pareshan)
.
While
.
Bablu in Doubt
Agar Bus Female hy,
Sab Us per Charhty hen
to uske Bachy Q Nahi Hoty?
.
(Teacher Aur Ziyada Pareshan)
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Pappu: Is Liye k Sab us per Pichay se Charhty Hen.
.
(Teacher Sharam se Pani pani)
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Bablu in Doubt:
Mana k Sab hi Pichay se Charhty hen,
Lekin Driver to Agay se Charhta Hai na?
Phir Bachay Q nahi Hoty?
.
(Teacher ki Saans Band)
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Pappu: QK Wo Topi Pehan k Charhta Hai.
.
Teacher BeHosh…;-p:)

 

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Ek Larki Class me Dair se Aai..

Teacher: Tum Dair se Q Aai Ho??

Larki: Miss Ek Larka Mera Peecha Ker Raha Tha.

Teacher: Theek Hai, Per Tum Dair se Q Aai Ho??

Larki: Miss Wo Larka Bohat Ahista Ahista Chal Raha Tha..:-)

Hahaha

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

In Nursery Class..

Boy: Tu Mujh se Shadi Kalegi?

Girl: Nahi..

Boy: Kalle Na.

Girl: Nahi, Me Nahi kalungi..

Boy: Kalle, Te ko Tophi Dunga.

Girl: Is Liye to Nahi Kalni,
Meri Kisi Aur se
“Kurkure” me Baat Ho Gai hai.

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Teacher: School Ki Defination Batao?

Pitu: School Wo Jaga Hai Jahan
Hamaray Papa ko
Loota Jata hai Aur
Hamen Koota jata hai..;-)

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Bohat Dard Hota Hai Jab Sir Kehty Hen:

“Tumhara Aur Agay Waly Larky ka Answer Same Tha”

Tab Mann Kerta hai k Bol hi Dun:

“Aray, Question bhi to Same hi Tha”..;-(

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

A Sweet Ans By Child In School Admission Interview. . .

Teacher:
What’s Ur Mother’s Name?

Kid:
Abi Naam Nai Rakha Hai Bus Pyar Se

“Maa” Kehta Hon..

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Pappu ki Hui Master se Laraai,

Master ny ki Pappu ki Pitaai,

Pappu ka Garam hua Khoon,

Gaya Qabrustan aur Master ki photo Tang ker Likh diya,

“Coming Soon”

 

Students Funny SMS Jokes

Principal: Agar koi Larka Larkiyon k Hostel ki Taraf gaya to
Pehli dafa 100 Rupy Jurmana ho ga,
Dusri dafa 200 Rupy,
Aur Teesri Dafa 500 Rupy Jurmana ho ga..

Pappu: Sir, Monthly Package kiya ho ga?…;-p

Hahahaha

Students Funny SMS Jokes

 

 

The most funniest situation in student’s life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say “wind up your papers”

 

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, “I killed a person”
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Student: The Future tense is “You will go to a jail”

 

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

 

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe ‘Watchman’ se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

 

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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“Time will pass, But will you…….??”

 

“The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study”
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(William kaamchor )

 

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn’t know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

 

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

 

“Thousands of words of a teacher don’t hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes”
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(William Cheater)

 

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

ues: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro’n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

 

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

 

Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
.
.
“Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…”

 

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
.
.
“Don’t worry man, Exam will be postponed”

 

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

 

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my “result card”

 

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don’t want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

 

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper”
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

 

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
.
Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

 

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
.
Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai

 

Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi

  • Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi

Teacher: To MomBatti Jala

Lete …

Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi

Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi

Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.

Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha

Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.

Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.

Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi

Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi

How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!! Student Joke

  • Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:Mix Chilly Powder with  Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!  And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL:

Don’t Play with Students.. !!

They can do any thing for 15 Marks..

Student Teacher Jokes Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes Jokes : Ghor Kalyug, Who Was Akbar?

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:-
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Heer -Ranjha,
Soni- Mahival,
Romeo-Juliet

But Only
Akbar – Birbal !

Teacher fainted!!

 

Student Teacher Jokes

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!