Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete …
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi
Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.
Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a 100 rupees and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the 100 rupees to the teacher.
टीचर छात्र से:
आयात और निर्यात का एक अच्छा सा उदाहरण बताओ.
छात्र:
सोनिया गांधी और सानिया मिर्ज़ा..
टीचर:
तुम्हारे चरण कहाँ हैं बेटा ।
गाँव के एक विद्यालय से….
अध्यापक: 15th अगस्त को हमे क्या मिली थी ?
छात्र: माड़साहब….”नुक्ति”
……….
अगर सही जवाब आपको भी नह पता,
तो मैं बताता हूँ!
– आज़ादी
When Raju asked his friend Ramu to tell the exam result in code words – (Very funny joke in Hindi)
Raju ne apne dost Ramu se kahaa – “yaar tu college se mera result dekh kar aana aur mujhe ghar par aakar bataa jaana,
par dekh, ghar par mere mommy-papa honge isliye,
agar main 1 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Jai Shri Ram
agar main 2 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Jai Shri Krishna
agar main 3 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Brahma Vishnu Mahesh kee Jai …
Bas main samajh jaauunga … OK !
.
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Shaam ko Ramu result dekh kar Raju ke ghar aaya aur bola – “BOLO SAARE DEVI-DEVTAAO KI JAI !”
Madam – Surya ke paas kaunsa planet hai ?
Bhopali Student – Ek minute bata riya hoon …
Madam – Jaldi bataao ?
Bhopali Student – Bata riya hoon, Mar-Kyuun-Ree (Mercury) hai ?
Madam – Shabash, Baith jaao …
Ek netaji ke bete ka admission medical college mein ho gaya.
Pahle hi din professor ne poochha – “agar koi vyakti behosh ho jaaye to kya karoge ?”
Netaji ka beta – “use thoda paani pilaane kee koshish karuunga …”
Professor – “aur agar paani na mile to ?”
Netaji ka beta – “to aashvaasan hee de duunga ki tumhe jaldi hi paani pilaya jaayega … !”