Whatsapp english jokes A boy went to propose a girl Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me? Girl : What’s ur status?? Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine Girl : Love you 2 honey. yes Yes After marriage… Girl asked the boy where is your village… And the Boy opens Clash of Clans
पत्नि, पति से लड़ रही थी…. पति ने तंग आकर अपनी सास को मोबाइल से मैसैज किया : आपका प्रोडक्ट मेरे मुताबिक नहीं चल रहा है, इसके प्रोडक्शन में in-built कई त्रुटियाँ है जो मुझे डिलीवरी के समय नहीं बताई गई थीं अत: मैं इसे लौटाकर आप से एक्सचेंज की डिमांड करता हूँ….! सास का तुरंत बिंदुवार प्रत्युत्तर आया : वारंटी खत्म हो चुकी है रिफंड या एक्सचेंज जैसी कोई पोलिसी नहीं हैं प्रोडक्ट की परफोरमंस बेहतर करना आपके ही हाथ में हैं प्रोडक्ट को यूज करने के नियम कायदे और सावधानियाँ डिलिवरी से पूर्व आपको फेरों के समय स-विस्तार बता दिये गये थे अब वैसे भी कंपनी ने नया प्रोडक्ट बनाना बंद कर दिया हैं अतः इसी प्रोडक्ट से “Handle With Care” के साथ जीवन यापन करने की सलाह दी जाती है…! शुभेछु आपकी सास , आख़िरी सांस तक Funny Joke in Hindi , Hindi joke, Husband wife joke
Whatsapp jokes english- Funny Joke In English A girl at bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u” Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing, Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life” Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away.. Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper. “Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!” MEN ARE MEN..
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