The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : ‘What is the problem?’
Patient : ‘I am 2400 kms. from home.’
PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai.
DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge.
HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .