Funny Hindi Shayari 

Funny Shayari
Jeewan bima wale bhi, 

Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai, 

Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge, 

Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai. 
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu! 

Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu! 

Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu! 
O burai ke rasgule, 

Paap ki barfi, 

Bewafai ke ladu, 

Matlabi gulabjamun, 

Dhokebaaz jalebi, 

Jhut ki namak pari! 

Tu bahut sweet hai re….! 

Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai…. 

Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai. 
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se, 

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se, 

Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath, 

Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath. 
Khud ko kar buland itna ki, 

Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche, 

Aur khuda khud tumse puche, 

Ab bata utre ga kese. 

Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar, 

Sasur na bahu ko mara, 

Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara, 

Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu? 

Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!! 
Nahi karti thi pyar, 

To mujh ko bataya hota! 

Bula ke park me u dhoke se, 

Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota! 
Tu chand mange me chand de du, 

Tu raat mange me raat de du, 

Tu dil mange me dil de du, 

Tu jaan mange……… 

Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya? 
Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya, 

Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai, 

Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya, 

Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai. 

Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya, 

Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya, 

Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.