Funny Pokemon Jokes – Best Pokemon Jokes

Funny pokemon jokes – Best pokemon jokes, Funny pokemon jokes only pokemon fans would get – Pokemon Pick Up Lines


Q. What’s the difference between Snorlax and Gordon Brown?
A. Snorlax didn’t get payed to get in the way of progress!

I got a new persian rug. That’ll teach him not to use payday!

Q. What does an electrical pokemon do if you piss it off?
A. They Raichu an angry letter!

My Alakazam got disqualified during a round in the pokemon league. I told him to use FLASH but he misunderstood.

I think pikachu has it easy. All of the others are always having their balls grabbed!

My oddish got a new girlfriend a few days ago. I havent met her but I dont think it’ll last… yesterday I heard him calling her a bulbus whore!

I heard they are opening a chain of restraunts specialising in moltres meat. Its called Self Fried Chicken.

What’s a low-fat pokemon?

When do you take your pokemon to the pokecenter?
When it’s “koffing”

What did the pikachu say when Ash fell over the cliff?

“pikachu” that’s all it CAN say.

Wanna hear a pokemon joke? “yes” that was onix-pected

Pokemon Pick Up Lines  – Best Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you Wanna go

Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)! I like to Pikachu when you’re naked!

There are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I’m looking for a Gyarados.

You’re such a good catch, I think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pok�mon, I’d choose you.

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs? Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Aye baby are you a flareon? because you’re a sexy fox

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?


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