एक लड़का – लड़की बस-स्टॉप पर –

लड़का – nice lipstick !

लड़की – thank you …

लड़का – nice top & jeans !

लड़की – thanks

लड़का – nice ear rings !

लड़की – thanks a lot …

लड़का – nice necklace !

लड़की – thank you sooooo much … BHAIYA !

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लड़का – कमाल है …. फिर भी तू सुन्दर नहीं लग रही …. !!!

 

 

A bus stops and 2 men get on joke

 

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.

“Who talkin’abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”

(I bet you’re gonna read this joke again!)

 

 

Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop joke

Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace

Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…

Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai