Husband wife funny joke- Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai.

Husband : Jo insan chori karta hai, wo baad mein zarur pachhtaata hai.

Wife (romantic mood mein) : Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neendein churaai thi unke baare mein kya khayal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachhtata zarur hai.