Husband Wife Jokes – funny collection of husband wife jokes

funny collection of all time favorite husband wife jokes

Husband got shocked on wife’s reply: – Husband Wife Jokes 
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.

Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya.

Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi.

Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha: Main Tumse Kuch Puch Raha Hun. Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

Biwi: Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhaunkna Band Karo.

Copy cat husband got trapped: – Husband Wife Jokes 
Wife: Khana kha liya?

Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.

Husband: Batao na.

Wife: Pleaseee… batao na.

Husband: Pleaseee….. batao na.

Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Wife: I Love U!!!

Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine…

Take a look: Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hain – Husband Wife Jokes 
Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, khana kha lijiye, aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!

Dusre Saal: Ji, khana taiyaar hai, laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, jab khana ho tab bata dena…!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, main bazaar ja rahi hoon, jhud hi nikal kar kha lena.

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, hotel se le aao.

Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho khana khana aur khaana, abhi subah hi to khaya tha.

Shaadi ke baad Pati kaise badalte hain.. Zara gaur kijiye…

Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar… udhar gadda hai…

Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, udhar Gadda hai…

Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar Gadda hai…

Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta??

Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai…

A true problem of a husband working in a private firm:
Witches are also wives: Husband Wife Jokes 
EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband & wife se kaha: Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hun.

Wife: Main apne pati ke saath saari duniya ghoomna chaahti hun.

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur 2 tickets aa gaye.

Phir husband se poochha: Tum bolo kya chaahte ho??

Husband: Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti wife chaahiye.

Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur husband ko 90 saal ka kar dia!!!

Moral: Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chaahiye ke Chudel bhi aurat hi hoti hai.

Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli: Iss bar koi Janwaron ke Doctor ko dikhao tabhi AAPtheek hoge??

Pati: Woh Kyon ??

Biwi: Roz Subah Murge ki tarah Jaldi Uthh Jate ho…
Ghode ki tarah Bhag-Bhag ke Office chale Jate ho…
Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho…
Lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho…
Bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho…
Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho….
Aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho…
Insaano ka Doctor tumhe kya theek kar payega !!!!