I’ll hold your monkey for you.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.

” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,

“That driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”