It Hurts!!! Doctor

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” 

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” 

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”