Monday Morning Blues Quotes

Each Friday afternoon we go home full of the joys of the weekend.  In contrast after the weekend we drag ourselves into work full of the Monday morning blues.“

On Monday Morning your mechanic turned up with your car – I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Happy Monday

Happy Monday lovely WowFunnyJokes readers! Let’s start this week with some dose of humor, shall we

  1. “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day!”
  2. “One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day..”
  3. “Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks…”
  4. “It might take a year, it might take a day, but what’s meant to be will always find it’s way..”
  5. “It’s only four days till Friday!”
  6. “You don’t need a new year to make a change, all you need is a Monday!”
  7. “This is how my week goes: Moooooonday, Tueeessdaaaayyy, Weeedddneesdday, Thurrrssdaayy, FridaySaturdaySunday..”
  8. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news and hear.. ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep..”
  9. “Look at the bright least Mondays only happen once a week!”
  10. “I soo can’t wait to got to work tomorrow! Mondays are my favorite day of the week!” said no one ever
  11. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
  12. “Monday mornings are so depressing you won’t crack a smile until 11:16am. study finds.”
  13. “Shortest horror story: Monday!”
  14. “Three horrible facts: today is not friday; tomorrow is not friday; even the day after tomorrow is not friday.”
  15. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
  16. “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
  17. “There are no miracles on Mondays.”
  18. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
  19. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
  20. “One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day..”
  21. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
  22. “Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.”
  23. “Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
  24. “Monday is the root of all evil.”
  25. “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”