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Best Munna bhai Jokes

 

PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin
maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Best Munna bhai Jokes
MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh
Baelgaadi.
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Best Munna bhai Jokes
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se
kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Best Munna bhai Jokes
MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sindhi kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne
lagay ga.
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Munna bhai Jokes
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.
Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and
in shock asks …
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India
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Munna bhai Jokes

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
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Munna bhai Jokes
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
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Munna bhai Jokes

CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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Munna bhai Jokes

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

 

 

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Munna bhai Jokes

 

मुन्ना : क्या कर रेले है सर्किट ?
सर्किट : भाई बल्ब पे बाप का नाम
लिख रेले हु
मुन्ना : क्यों !
सर्किट : भाई , बाप का नाम रोशन
करने का हे न

 

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Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes

 

Teacher : 2 and 2 kitne hote hai ???
Pappu: (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4): Mam 4
Teacher : Good, par ungliyo pe gine bina bato,
apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne?
Pappu: Mam ! six ..
Teacher : Good , par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe ho. ,
hands pocket me rakho and batao 5 and 5 kitne ?
Pappu : Mam! ELEVEN
Teacher : Get Out from the class
jisko samaj aaya wo share kare baki pogo to he hi

 

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