Only 5 Jokes for Married Men – Husband Wife JoKe

Only five jokes, no more, so you can enjoy them without suffering an indigestion…
A conversation between a couple turns violent.
1- Angry husband: Do you now want me to let the ANIMAL inside me to COME OUT?
Wife: Who is scared of a mouse!
2- Husband: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy it. So I bought three movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: One for you, and two for your parents.
3- Wife: Honey, what have you been looking for in our marriage certificate for so long?
Husband: The expiry date

4- Husband to his wife: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling , it means: With an Idiot For Ever

5- An angry husband sent the following SMS to his father-in-law:

“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY EXPECTATIONS”
The father-in-law replied:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.”