Short funny Hindi jokes with English words

Enjoy few sort hidni ย jokes with english words

MOKKA IN ENGLISH
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What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

No claps please!๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti
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One More โ˜๐Ÿ˜

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of ‘Tali-ban’!๐Ÿ˜€
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Acha ek or โ˜๐Ÿ˜

How do you ask your ‘Maasi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
Ye wala last โ˜๐Ÿ˜

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?

Vocabulary!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Ye wala ek dum lastโ˜

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Bonus One

What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.

Simple its – MOTIVATING.
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